@hellothisisivan

Seaside sex symbol, lover of the lurid and ludicrous

Joined January 2011
Have been quite glum about the state of the nation, the world & X formerly known as Twitter lately but have had a call to remind me that I am needed to make all 3 chuckle
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Lovely pic of Del as he reaches 88. They don’t make ‘em like this anymore.
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Owen Jones has, for the last three years, revealed himself to be a man of enormous courage, integrity and truthfulness. No one should think for a minute that his relentless defence of Palestinian rights and historical truth is easy or comes without heavy personal costs. Throughout the genocide in Gaza, Jones remained a tireless bur rigorous and supremely decent voice. I suspect part of what initially moved him was the strong displeasure in being treated like an idiot by the official propaganda – a noble motive in itself – but there is no question he has been genuinely touched by the images of suffering arriving daily from Gaza. And yet, how does his intellectual fixation on a battle between left and right help us understand the horrors of Gaza, or move us to stop them? My impression is that the opposite has happened. People look at what is happening in Gaza and ask themselves what a person on the right or on the left should think. In many cases this is ideology. In most, simply careerism and group association. Jones shows how limited the perspective really is. How about, like the author himself, asking how a human being should feel? How about returning to the world of facts and feelings rather than our endless Marvel franchise? newstatesman.com/culture/boo…
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Del & his husband. I don’t know who that stupid woman is in the middle.
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When you have to break off from reading a ghost story in order to set up a spread sheet:
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Cora Flange is the single greatest Carry On character name
A rare photo of the Flanges from Carry On Abroad! That reminds me, I must buy sausage rolls later... 😜
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I did one of these & it included someone who blocked me because I questioned their definition of ‘long-lasting’, the stalker of a friend & someone who called me ugly so that says a lot about my interactions here
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Ken Russell finally getting his due is perhaps the one great thing about 2026
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Yay! Not edible of course, but beautiful. Amanita muscaria, fly agaric. Lots of interesting history involving force feeding to reindeer.
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Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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Bought a copy of Pier Paolo Pasolini’s Theorem on blu-ray at CEX. Left it on a bus. I’m choosing to interpret this as an obscure life lesson.
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Kindhearted David Beckham donates an out-of-date frozen pizza to a homeless guy. “I probably wouldn’t eat that but you might,” he told him
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God’s All Right If You Like That Sort of Thing
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Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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Replying to @ActualNames1
@ActualNames1 real guy from Omaha. Kids used to prank call him
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“Before you know it you’ll just be going to dark, glamorous bars to perv on young people”
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That's terribly sweet. I always want to tell them to move out of the way so that I can order my round.
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He’s watching On The Buses Holiday On The Buses Mutiny On The Buses Here Come The Double Deckers!
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham will appear on Channel 4’s Goggle Box tomorrow night with Liverpool Mayor Steve Rotheram
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