@hellotorisari

Honestly, if it were “raining men” Hallelujah wouldn’t be the word that came to mind | Part Antagonist, Part Protagonist | Currently Bitter

 Manhattan, NY
Joined November 2018
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A girl on TikTok just said she is wearing her aunts vintage top from the early 2000’s and I’m dead.
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erika@yeeeerika9h
it's existential wednesday
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@neu_rot_icOct 19
laughing together is foreplay
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the best part about dogs is you can walk into a room and say "GUESS WHAT" in a excited voice and they will start celebrating with zero context.
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I don’t want to be rich in a flashy way. I want to be rich in a “the dishwasher broke and I didn’t even ruin my afternoon thinking about it” way.
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Jaymes would like to say hello. ✨
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I am actually very easy to please, provided everything goes exactly how I imagined and nobody introduces an unexpected variable.
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@kiesha9iOct 19
I read a quote that said ‘Your dog doesn’t know what you weigh, earn, or failed at this week. They just know you’re home.’ And that is just what I needed.
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getting lost in a book>>>>>>>reality
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I miss the confidence I had as a child when I thought adults just knew what they were doing.
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I’m in my era of trusting the universe but also checking my bank account every 45 minutes.
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I think y'all should normalize bed rotting on Saturday and Sunday .. you work hard all week.
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samchon@damien_leviOct 18
meal prepping by buying two full Chinese meals for Sunday dinner that I’ll continue to eat for two days
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erika@yeeeerikaOct 19
autumn crisp grapes awaken something ancient in me
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@providentialyOct 18
Behind every strong person is a story that gave them no choice.
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Some people chase success. I chase the feeling of having absolutely nothing to do tomorrow.
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@neu_rot_icOct 18
8pm on a sunday isn't real it cant hurt you
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@preposterousbbgOct 18
my favorite part of the bible is when jesus, instead of telling women how to dress, tells men to gouge out their eyes and cut off their hands if they’re not capable of controlling themselves.
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Sue♡@bookslattesOct 18
The only love triangle I’m interested in is Me, my book and my cozy blanket.
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Em👻@WhatEmsReadingXOct 18
the worst part of being a reader is when you finish a book and then have to pick another one I HAVE TOO MANY OPTIONS THE STRESS OH MY GOD
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I’ve stopped asking why things happen to me and started asking whether the story will be funny later. The results have been encouraging.
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