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Brighton
Joined February 2009
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Just thought I’d pop in and say hello. I sailed my little boat mostly solo from Brighton up to Scotland. Arrived safely yesterday to anchor up off the Isle of Arran. It’s been an exceptional few weeks. I don’t want it to end.
Aah. Good old Preveza. Are you in the marina there or on the Aktio side? Have a cold Mythos for me! Would love to be in the med again soon. Going to be a while before that happens though.
I do. I’m actually getting ready to sail again. I’m up in Scotland looking for a new home for her. Somewhere on the West Coast. Near my family. Time to re-start my life again. Quite looking forward to a new challenge.
Hello. Been a while since I’ve been here. Want a little update on my life? Nope? Fair enough. See you next year then.
Starts Twitter engine. Runs Twitter for a few minutes. Checks the Twitter oil. Turns Twitter back off and covers it with a dust sheet. See you again in a few months.
Can I collect all your residuals from your body of work? What is heaven like? Please keep In touch from the other side.
I’m back in Marseille for a wee bit. I sailed here three years ago. I’d forgotten how different it is to the rest of France. It gives me Durban vibes. It’s like you might get stabbed, but at least you got a suntan.
Not really. I’m on a super luxury cruise ship as a guest of my friend for his 50th. I will however be sailing more before the summer is properly gone. Just around the south coast of England though.
At least random guessing is honest.
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