@herekdeckman

Midwestern writer and east coast schoolmarm. Not coming back for thirty percent. (he/him)

 Washington, DC
Joined March 2016
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Re-doing my publications list because there's a couple new ones, and because so many places I've been published in have shuttered! You should read the ones that still exist! Some of them are pretty good!
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CAL TRASK NO!!!! DONT TRY TO MAKE A MONETARY GIFT TO YOUR FATHER!!! YOU ARE AN ALLEGORY FOR THE BIBLICAL CAIN CAL!!!! HES GOING TO REJECT YOU CAL!!!!
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Kid who used to be in my class broke her arm and her mom told me the kid was most upset because she was supposed to go to the book fair after recess and had to miss it 💔
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“You Can Call Me Al” is exactly What It’s Like
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SCAREk HELLman retweeted
🟡 The tumboy 🟡@TheTumboyOct 27
they can’t make good horror movies these days because no one is Catholic anymore
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A complimentary water bottle situation hates to see me coming
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Remains of the Day but the guy at the end is like a sports and/or movie takes guy: “Evening is the most important part of the whole day, not close”
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The more of the Friday the 13th franchise I’ve watched, the more affection I’ve developed for Jason. He’s so funny
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I hope this happens to Liberty Biberty
SCAREk HELLman@herekdeckmanOct 26
Replying to @herekdeckman
Credit where it’s due: Helena Bonham Carter throws her knife through a swirling magic portal and completely fucking aces it. Fucking bullseye lol
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Watching Twister: “I want to see The Shining at a drive-in”
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Absolutely right, queen. Excellent call, queen
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Flipped past Harry Potter on tv and flipped back when I realized it was the scene where Dobby was gonna die. Get absolutely wrecked you little creep
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Credit where it’s due: Helena Bonham Carter throws her knife through a swirling magic portal and completely fucking aces it. Fucking bullseye lol
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Dig that motherfucker up! Get outta here!
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You know the old saying about moving to escape your problems: “Wherever you go—you’re a whole new person and your life starts over with each new location!”
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Randomly walked into a very hipster-coded coffee shop where they were playing Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)
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Next up was “The Kids Don’t Stand a Chance”
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This is what I look like in profile
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I remember seeing this as a kid and not understanding it at all
Jon W. (v2)@rarefilmsguyOct 24
On this day in 1999, Cartoon Network aired a 24-hour Scooby-Doo marathon for Halloween. The marathon was filled with little clips between episodes parodying THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which had been released in theaters just a few a few months earlier.
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James Whalefall (man gets swallowed by a giant version of classic Universal horror director James Whale)
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Catholic long game absolutely undefeated
Antonello Guerrera
@antoguerreraOct 23
NEW from Buckingham Palace @RoyalFamily Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex accepts honorary title at St George’s Chapel, Windsor With the gracious approval of His Majesty The King, The Dean and Canons of Windsor are delighted to announce that His Holiness Pope Leo XIV has become Papal Confrater of the College of St George at St George’s Chapel, Windsor.
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