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neil depressed tyson 🪩

@hermayneee

🫙 jar time for naughty boys🫙 🐛🍉☯️🥠 🩷💚 she/her 35

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Joined February 2009
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On a much lighter note: a lion briefly visited my apartment this afternoon
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“I have never seen this shape be this color before” hit the nail 10000000% on the head I am having trouble understanding that Blexas is real and not some beautiful dream I dreamed. I love my freak senator, my Latina governor and my non-binary god.
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Work is gonna be a fucking BLAST tomorrow
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project hail temmie 🌱🐞@TemmieMew19h
this is surreal. i’ve never seen this shape be this color in my life and i never thought i would
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James Talarico
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Texas forever.
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BLOUSE! BLENATE! BLUNITED STATES OF BLAMERICA!
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STEVE AND ADAM ARE FIGHTING GIRLS NO PLEASE DONT FIGHT
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Rhinoceros Ry@JeffersonJetsonNov 3
We getting rid of Greg Abbott today
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B L E X A S E S R E A L
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I AM SO CALM ABOUT TARANT POSSIBLY FLIPPING BLUE HOLY SHIT
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˙✧˖°⋆｡˚ ༘@collisionlkNov 3
this fanfic shit is easy
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THE COLDEST ❄️@WynttxrrNov 2
Bro it feels like it's 16pm
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I hope my neighbors enjoy the songs I yell sing about how much I hate my boss
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shiv roy’s maid of honor@sondheimiteOct 28
this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
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Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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Respectful Memes
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si@angelzfukOct 28
lets have a leaf on us and loaf with mama
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Is it ridiculous that I want to sell my car or figure out how to remove the dealership decal on it bc the fuckwad running for comptroller is the brother of the owner of the dealership? MAYBE! Doesn’t mean I won’t do it
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Are people actually stupid enough to not realize that each retailer sets the prices of items sold in their stores? Yes, Costco can negotiate lower costs bc they move a LOT of units but in no world does the existence of a Kirkland energy drink lower the price of name brand.
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The only thing a brand like Celsius can do is control the cost at which they supply the drinks to Costco. Costco then sells the item at a profit, because they are a FOR PROFIT business. Kirkland will ALWAYS be the cheapest. Bc the cost will always be the lowest for Costco.
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The original post might be rage bait! If it was, it was successful!!! I have been rage baited!!!! Congratulations!!!!!
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