typical femi, however you have it in your head | creative first, marketing guy second

Joined May 2021
ah this topic. i remember when i spoke on it and they said it’s moving backwards lol. meanwhile theres ig businesses who thrive on this model because they’ve solved commitment layers like having your rider confirm before payment, etc. the business still happens.
So you people went on a space and told people doing ecom not to do "payment on delivery". This is the problem with giving advice when you have no skin in the game. You will be speaking based on you "feel" or read somewhere is the right thing, meanwhile context, location, market awareness and behaviour gets thrown out the window. And the people who take your "solid advice" have all sorts of bad things happen to their business while you strut around playing guru.
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“grey area conversations” and it’s just basic social media click bait for attention and engagements. choice of words designed for rage bait. you’re not doing anything groundbreaking
A guy who lacks discernment and is holding his phone up to the mirror, with his patchy burns, is calling me a “weirdo” because he is from a place where they don’t teach them the art of conversation and understanding “grey area” conversations A big shame 💔
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wow
Naija underground trap music EVERY CITIZEN MUST COLLECT CHICKEN PIE!!
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Later person go dey tell me make I dey logical, oro òde
2026 Prada mhan How many public hospitals can boast of a working MRI machine?????
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“it might never come again” weirdo
“I told Blaqbonez to soak in this moment; this might never happen again” - @collinsbajayi
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they definitely use these snapp ads to do trafficking
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fools like him. No sooner would he quote Tobi Bakre and the laughters and cheering would turn to complains. "Why would you say that about Tobi?" "Who told you he doesn't work his leg muscles?" You people are fucking hordes. Lmaoo. Zombies
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I no fit laugh. What a time to be on twitter 😭 I don’t know sha maybe because I haven’t been in a relationship where I gave 💯 in time and effort and resources, looking forward to it tho. But saying full healing is unrealistic is wild
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i really like how jackets just do the job sometimes. cool ones
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8 out of 10 times, people that move like this are either cheating on you or with you.
Overthinkers btw I go text this babe after a whole day stress, instead of being welcoming and endearing , this one go first paste me " what have you done " Me and my guy drive go school go find food to chop , I streak to am ,this one tear me blocking say I go find woman
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hiring soon. big move
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people will say stupid shit and plug their business in the reply
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elenu fifeh
Replying to @DONJAZZY
You nor Dey ever see people like us comment ☹️😭 make you just dash us money even if na small N2m, if you reply this my comment sef, e go be 3x you don reply my comment for this life.😩
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we cannot survive unless we start treating some of you like the danger to society you are
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Fxmi retweeted
If you put mouth in women convo you go just look like mumu They're saying this makeup looks bad but it's better than 90% of makeups I've seen
A Unilag student did this for my birthday last year, I paid 10k. This picture is unedited, and I loved how the makeup matched my skin tone perfectly. Charging crazy prices doesn't prove your skill.
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men >>>
Men see danger, men help.
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Happy Gospel House day 🩵 🎟️: useketro.com/gospel-house-co…
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When i’m old and wrinkled and my grandson asks me Grandpa what is the biggest regret in ur life. i’ll tell him, child, my biggest regret is wasting my youth supporting manchester united even if they fail me so much. i’ll urge him and his brothers to never make that mistake
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God i had such a ball yesterday 🥹
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If you fine pass me, your life don spoil
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