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Joined May 2024
I’ve gotten used to be called “uncle”. I can now tolerate being called “elder” (still hate it though). But this mf just called “old timer” and that’s where I draw the line.
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This must be the end of Carrick now.
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It means you should be a part of an OSCE exam for med students.
What does it mean when you press your feet and it leaves a mark? Is there cause of alarm 🤔
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Engagement farming account from Nigeria, this exact image and caption has been posted on other platforms. x.com/notreallyondis…
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My wife enrolled my daughter in gymnastics 2 years ago as an extracurricular activity for her to burn off some extra energy and have fun. Now I hear I have to fund her trip to Miami for a tournament early next year. She made her school team (didn’t even know there were try outs), and I have more money to spend on training gear. What kinda overseas tournament is a 4 year girl going to?
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So no one’s talking about the bomb threat at Spanish Town Hospital.
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Last move is illegal.
Watch how this lady smoked the guy in a chess match
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I loved BBT so much I can even tell the episodes those pics are from: 1st pic from Panty Piñata Polarisation 2nd pic from Tenure Turbulence.
Hey @grok , how was Penny able to afford her own apartment on a waitress’s salary while two PhD physicists struggled to pay rent?
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I’d probably be more content in prison known my daughter’s murders are dead and being free having it haunt me that they’re alive.
A Manchester father has been charged with conspiracy to murder after allegedly conspiring with other men to kill two men who are believed to have fatally shot his four-year-old daughter in a gun attack in February. Read more: jamaica-gleaner.com/article/… #GLNRToday
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Avoid Naggo Head if you can.
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The Chinese: Our cars can jump over obstacles. Elon: Hold my beer
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It’s probably time the RTA explicitly addresses lane splitting and filtering. The practice is so common it’s borderline cultural now. Lane filtering, I would say, is almost essential, but lane splitting over a certain speed (of moving traffic) should be illegal or significantly restricted.
The bike was in the CRV’s blindspot. This is why lane splitting should be heavily clamped down on because of riders and stupid ass reasoning. I can check my mirrors till the lord comes but if you’re in my vehicle’s blind spot I’m not going to see you.
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What’s causing this traffic snarl in Kingston
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I’d rather be dead than live with the neurological deficits associated with a broken neck.
Ludigreen Spaulding Clarendon, heard 1 man in d vehicle neck is broken but he's not dead...
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Machiavellian 😈 retweeted
Replying to @FBAwayDays
It'll be even funnier when they line up against Man City next season
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Snacksy PM:
The Prime Minister responds to the controversial video including the minor. "So the problem is that the search group posted a video?” “To teenagers, some of you want to act like adults but as soon as the law intervenes, you revert to being a child.”
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The common cold has become significantly more virulent in the post-Covid era. I believe the Covid vaccinations may have contributed to this change.
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🔘 NaRRA boss earning $35 million to $45 million a year The chief executive officer of the National Reconstruction and Resilience Authority (NaRRA), Ambassador Antony Anderson, is to receive a base salary of $35 million to $45 million annually, @RadioJamaicaFM is reporting. ▫️According to documents obtained under the Access to Information Act, Anderson's contract is for three to five years, with the possibility of renewal. ▫️He is also eligible for performance incentives of up to 25 per cent of his annual salary. ▫️The salary range for the NaRRA boss is roughly double the advertised salary for the head of the National Works Agency which starts at $17 million a year.
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“The Plug Himself” pivot enuh. Got the respect the forward thinking, change in strategy and adaptability.
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