i almost feel bad for people who can't synthesize their intellect into dark humor to mask their crippling insecurity

the future was never going to be visionary, it was always gonna be corny business meetings in a metaverse alongside decaying public infrastructure

my life has gotten infinitely better since I started more regularly reading fiction. All theory has ever done is make me depressed lol

I’m telling my kids this was System of a Down – at Brooklyn, NY

printed some work appropriate memes for my new office – at Brooklyn, NY

I love Bernie because he doesn’t degrade himself by sharing transparent personal anecdotes or getting into meaningless petty arguments

birthdays in your 30s are waiting for your three total friends to acknowledge you while dozens of subscription based Instagram brands gift you 10% off the first month following submitting intensive payment and preference profiling details

anything less than 4 exclamation points in an email should be considered misogynistic

i finally broke down and started using a kindle but also we built a little reading nook

I haven’t been on twitter actively in a long time and forgot how debased and deranged everyone is

neoliberal versions of cocaine and heroin

“Don’t fall in love with your suffering” - Zizek

I taught my boyfriend how to watch hgtv

a personal brand without haters is a bird without wings

my favorite NYC moment was when I watched one old lady walk up the subway stairs while another walked down, and they both laughed endearingly at each other knowing full well that they were, for a moment, bringing the rush hour hustle to a halt