Tj Hooker

All I wanted for tn -EDM playlist -boys from home -lots of cheap beer -college football

Absolutely dragged my nuts across the face of the center and two guards I went up against tdy #nosetackle

With the sexpert rn getting great advice to bad there will be no females tn @DexterLank

Oh boy oh boy. What a Saturday morning -had a nice chat w mixed signals 2.0 last night. And let’s just say it was extra mixed -weekend warriors are uniting for the first time this semester (it’s about to go down) -I got to play some good old hard nose d3 ball this am #goodday

Just wait till me and @DexterLank run for governor and save our state. #letyournutsdrop30

I think I’m broken didn’t get drunk last night or high tdy. What’s wrong w me

I was thinking for Halloween I go as a environmental activist. Right and my thing is saving the whales. Now get this I wear a shirt that says save the whales harpoon a fat chick. I think it plays

Can’t wait to be a man slut at the bar tmr and crack something

Not the only one bro

Well don’t mind if I pop ur top off

First mass took away cocaine, then they took away our right to have a beer on the ride home from work, now they’re taking away our second amendment right. What’s next they only allow air raid offenses? #savemass

This one’s for the goat #charliesheen #8ball

Would want nothing more than to fall asleep on the chair in my living room and wake up with a puddle of pee at my feet

One on my new favorite things is enjoying the smell of my piss after drinking a large black ice coffee from the dining hall #tough

Just did a group assignment w a future pedo. Touched his computer to the my email in to share a doc and felt like a needed a bleach bath. His breath also reeked. #figureout

People are so soft my god people complaining about staying up all night

This one hits home

Can’t be teasing me sitting all caked up like that.

What a weekend for cfb. #itwasakwaysrhearmedforcesschools

Flops are the bar don’t play. #beerpoir