If I were a professional clown (currently amateur) my entrance song would be a version of Blink 182’s Down but I’ve changed the word down to clown

Sometimes you just gotta sit back n let the piss roll over your balls

They call em mass shooters in the USA not because of the amount of people killed, but the size

Go ahead turkey, keep jiving, see what happens

Whispering under my breath in the style of rage against the machine “suck my fucken dick off”

Most psychotic floor plan I have ever seen, you would be so on edge shitting in that toilet with three doors

Haven’t read Tomorrow When the War Began, can’t get past the title, too confusing

Big fan of Operator Please, not a lot of bands brave enough to use manners

Going as Pizza boys Traralgon for Halloween

Got stern with my son at the table for not eating his dinner then go to take a bite of mine and inhale a lung full of steam, coughing like a maniac my son laughed I am a clown in this family

Hotcock, 37, gun owner, banned from Tuggeranong Bunnings (unrelated)

Stupid shit like this really makes me laugh

When I was a kid our neighbours dog was just gone one day n dad said it was “destroyed” which is a crazy way to describe a dog being put down, my first thought was like they blew him up

Heads up The Way Back is NOT a Rosa Parks biopic