HowlingMaleMenstruator

Washing my hands immediately after shaking the hand of a black coworker, but not washing them after shaking the hand of my white coworker immediately after.

I’m against male to female surgery for minors for the same reasons as a priest

POV: You just lost your 13 year old kid in an accident and you're scrolling on Twitter trying to take your mind off things

Visiting my new girlfriend’s parents for the first time and pissing all over their toilet seat to show her dad who’s boss

If sex is supposed to be fun then why does my step sister cry every time we have sex?

Stop shaming me

Shit you get on your timeline two days into NNN

I’d have to be very drunk for this one guys

Offered to carry a pregnant woman’s groceries if she’d let me suck on those mommy milkers. She blushed and said sure. But as we reached her car, a Somali guy stole her bags from me. She then called me pathetic and told me to piss off. I hate immigrants.

My girlfriend’s husband started to get jealous about our relationship so I fucked him in the ass too

Would you rather encounter a bear in the woods or a nigger in the hood?

Ordering nigiri at the sushi restaurant but pronouncing it as niggeri because everyone there is black

During a job interview the interviewer asked me what my hobbies were. I said it’s hard to explain and asked if I could show her instead. She said yes, which is consent btw, so I took off my pants and started jerking off. She thought it was hot and started masturbating too but without asking for consent. I’m raped.

Joining my ex gf at the abortion clinic asking “is anyone gonna eat that?” when they’re done (it beats dumpster diving)

Indian man rang my doorbell because his car broke down in front of my house and his phone died. I took out my phone dialed 911 and said help there’s a shit nigger at my door. You should’ve seen his face lmfao

On Sundays, we prepare ourselves for another week of getting raped.

Told this niggress to suck my dick because she wasn’t working hard enough. She said yes sir. And then she did. Now I have aids. What do I do Reddit?

Tonight I’ll be walking around butt naked in my own house, and if someone rings my doorbell, then that’s their decision and I’m won’t be held accountable for the consequences.