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almost died today.
a robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed it at me....
to my greatest luck, supernatural was playing on the TV. he saw one of the many scenes of dean calling castiel his brother and killed himself. thank god amen ❤️🙏🪽
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the only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. and the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. and the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 23 years old
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reading "the rise and fall of the third reich" on the bus, alternating the whole time between shaking my head and nodding, so people know i disapprove of the rise of the third reich but approve of the fall of the third reich teapawt.org/phosphor_glow/status/2…
моя лучшая подруга в школе на уроке английского спросила как ей писать сочинение про друзей если у нее нет друзей
мне она после урока сказала что она никого не может называть друзьями но я гораздо ближе и важнее чем друг #лол ситуация стало только хуевей
да я точно с этим согласен
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also while we’re at it does anyone agree snow and plutarch were romantically/sexually involved on some level at some point? their chemistry in both books and movies was off the charts
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it's crazy how the evolution of tung tung tung sahur mirrors what happened to god. originally just a minor deity in a large pantheon of gods who ended up absorbing traits from all the other deities until becoming The God.
you never hear about tralalero tralala anymore. he's Baal
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המחבלים בכלא לביא ישבו ואגרו מהמעט מזון שיש להם. כף ריבה ועוד כף ריבה, פרוסת לחם ועוד פרוסת לחם, כך במשך כמה ימים, הכל כדי להכין עוגה מאולתרת ולחגוג ביום שלישי, במידה ולא אבחר.
אלא שנציב שב״ס המצוין ואנשיו איתרו את העוגה, והאסירים הועמדו לדין משמעתי, והועברו לצינוק.
הם כבר תכננו את החגיגות, אבל אצלנו נגמרה החגיגה. ביום שלישי אסור לתת להם לחגוג, מצביעים ב׳ בקלפי!
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Rodri en el vestuario antes de El Clásico: "chavales, creeis que el idealismo alemán alcanzó su punto álgido con Hegel? O sois mas de Schelling?"






















