@httpjens

well actually

 chicago
Joined May 2011
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Halloween plans starting in 72 hours. Lemme get this body right
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everything i do is tragic !!!
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“love is in the air” WRONG. LETS GO GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 WE’RE SO CLOSE TO WINNING BIG 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 I KNOW IT 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰
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unfortunately i would happily kiss a girl that’s passive
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I hope I don’t feel like this forever
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:)
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dnd today
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i was genuinely meant to be a deadbeat middle aged alcoholic father but instead i got stuck as a young woman
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WHY do i crave chaos so much
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honeybee
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i’m a lesbian
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who want me
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tl is making me miss cameron diaz bad
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i wish i looked good in hats
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nice
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i love da bears
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fuck my gay life
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mood
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