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I once dated a woman who liked to be dominated and the first time we were together she kept saying no, don’t. So I stopped. She asked me what I was doing and I told her she said don’t, so I didn’t. Then SHE had an issue because she said she liked it when guys didn’t listen and just took it. Sorry, sweetie - I’m not rolling the dice on a rape charge on the off chance you’ve got some off kilter fetish. Fuck that. She sat on the couch pouting while I played Guitar Hero and she eventually went home. Refused to see her again after that. I’m sure there’s a key for her lock, but it ain’t mine.

this career called gambling