Hype man DYOR all memes. Joined the space a long long time ago. Trying to be your crypto homelander.
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As for Robinhood chain I'm using basedbot! They are always ahead on new chains 😎
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What's with the sub 5M pre seed rounds.
CRSHMARKET has raised a $3.5M Seed round to build the first livestream prediction market.
This round was led by @6thManVentures , with participation from @recvcx, @lattice_fund, and @startinglinevc.
We’re building a new way to interact with live content, where anyone can predict what happens next with 60 second settlements.
"Bro but the tech" barely matters 😂
If your token is supported by big players it'll just go up. It's very simple. Crypto is hype + attention technology barely matters when everything can be replicated for the most part. "But we're the first beta of." Nobody cares or asked.
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$Index will end up being the single most important financial asset ever created.
Let us know when you're generating h3 realism quality videos in an hour at low usage.
Your competitive moat will be how much compute you can secure.
Fable 5.5 its over for video and image models 🤯
THIS IS PURE CODE (actually, not mp4 in base64)
nah it's actually opus 5.5 with max effort, don't have some secret turbo access to fable 5.5
opus 5.5 was always capable of this and more. Max is overall very tryhard effort mode, it worked for almost 2 hours from single prompt, came out pretty nice!
more info in comments
The final nail in the coffin bye bye pump you'll never have a 100 million runner AGAIN 😁
REMOVE ALL FUNDS FROM PUMPFUN
Pumpfun is quietly degrading web3 login and will only allow users to login via email / socials
This is a MASSIVE security risk as socials / email is SIGNIFICANTLY easier to hack than self custody (done correctly)
They are also degrading web app functionality as it is no longer possible for users to claim fees via the web app
pumpfun is seriously not getting enough backlash for this
I have seen multiple crypto native protocols degrade web3 login and it’s honestly making me bearish on the entire industry
How much were you paid to shill another bucket? robinhood:0x56910d4409f3a0c78c64dd8d0545ff0705389870 is playing the long game and this beta $SNP won't get listed on RH. Where's the Vlad Tenev connection I'll wait.
$INDEX needs a token migration. Or $SNP takes the stocks throne
Payouts are cooked and no soft fix left:
> Contract is non-upgradeable
> Deployed before URC-5 so it can't force volume through the right pool
> Holders miss 95% of the fees, payouts stuck at pathetic $5
> V3 pools keep eating a cut and locking tokens forever
Only real fix is a NEW TOKEN that supports URC-5 + migration
While INDEX is leaking, SNP is paying properly:
> First token on URC-5
> All fees go to holders in stocks
> Uniswap and Robinhood reposted it
Either @TheIndexFi migrates or @standard_notion replaces them
If you had 3k to add to your ai setup with currently a few 3090s 128gbs of ram m.2 a few TBs 2+ what else would you get for your local ai setup? Just more ram? Will hear anyone's opinion before I slop myself to death.
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I warned you all about this.
They will be lying. The actual goal of the big AI providers will be to outlaw open-source and open-weight AI in order to create a regulatory moat around their business, and have some hope of earning out their astronomical capital expenditures.
The claims will be about safety and equity, the reality will be a money and power grab. Brace for the bullshit avalanche that's coming.
🚨BREAKING: OpenAI is preparing a policy and PR blitz immediately after Tuesday’s midterm elections, Axios reports. As public backlash against data centers grows, it wants to rebrand them as “AI compute campuses” and push Congress for mandatory “speed limits” on the most powerful AI systems. It has been stockpiling proposals since August.
OpenAI is also preparing for the possibility of Democrats taking the House and wants to shape the debate ahead of the 2028 presidential race. Its chief global affairs officer Chris Lehane told Axios: “AI is going to be the issue in 2028.”
"They're going to relaunch index like how no name devs do." - Brain dead robinhood:0x56910d4409f3a0c78c64dd8d0545ff0705389870 fudder
Fud was for a few days ago you won't get lower clown
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$INDEX is going to do a token migration
The payout issue is fundamentally broken and unfixable.
• The contract is non-upgradeable.
• Holders are missing out on 95% of the fees.
• Payouts are sitting at a pathetic $3-10
The only solution is a V2 migration. Which is exactly what they will do. But not yet.
Why? The market is bleeding. They have zero incentive to waste a massive catalyst right now.
Instead, they are going to slowly grind retail down. They want you exhausted, disappointed, and selling your bags at a discount.
Once the weak hands are fully shaken out, they will drop the V2 out of nowhere and send it so hard you won't even have time to catch a bid.
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Here is why it genuinely is not possible, and this is a different problem from hacking an exchange.
Binance is a company. Companies have employees, computers, logins, passwords, internal systems. Lazarus got in by tricking or infiltrating people who worked there. Humans make mistakes. Humans can be fooled, bribed, or hired under a fake identity. That is their whole playbook.
Satoshi's wallet has no company behind it. No employees. No customer support. No login page. No password to steal. It is just math. To move that Bitcoin, you need one specific secret key, a long random code, and there is no copy of it anywhere, no person holding it that can be tricked into handing it over.
Trying to guess or crack that key by brute force would take longer than the universe has existed, even with the biggest computers on earth. It's not a lock that's hard to pick. It's a lock where the key simply isn't anywhere that can be reached.
So it’s not like the group is bad at their job. They stole billions two days ago. It's just that hacking a company and breaking unbreakable math are two completely different games.
and only one of them is actually possible.
