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she/her. 18+ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Sam committing diva on diva violence
will never not love how jealous hans is of sam bc of the amount of time henry’s been spending with him and sam immediately clocking it every time
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this has been going on all night since i got home earlier it’s the FIRST OF NOVEMBER WTF REASON DO YOU HAVE TO SET OFF FIREWORKS
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people who use ai to post the most generic slop status on facebook need to be obliterated from this earth. i’m not reading your umpteen fucking paragraphs with the 🫶🏻❤️😁🌟✨ emojis after every one when you could’ve typed what you wanted to say in two fucking sentences
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it’s november which means i’m getting my kcd tattoo at the end of the month
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AND GAG HIM
will never not love how jealous hans is of sam bc of the amount of time henry’s been spending with him and sam immediately clocking it every time
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when i'm already drunk as fuck and someone mentions doing shots
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will never not love how jealous hans is of sam bc of the amount of time henry’s been spending with him and sam immediately clocking it every time
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If you love this movie we can definitely be friends 🩸🩸🩸Dracula’s Brides🧛🏾‍♂️
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becoming a kcd account has been insane bc like every other post of mine pops off now and my notifs get blown up lmao
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thinking about that one time tom said how can anyone play kcd and not realise that hansry was always the endgame. he knew what he was saying because what the hell is THIS line sir. can barely bring himself to say out loud that hans is getting married!! this medieval yaoi ffs
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think he said were an option rather than endgame but my point still stands! planting those lil seeds everywhere
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when istvan asks henry who he’s gonna sacrifice next in his nightmare after maleshov (if you don’t burn it down) and henry’s body is so close to hans’ 😀
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love how psychotically obsessed my bestie is with our song that no matter where she is, she’ll ask for it to be played. she’s over her next door neighbour’s house rn and just sent me a video of it playing on her tv lmao
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i should do a full rocky horror portfolio for halloween atp
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i should chuck a halloween film on but kcd2 has my brain consumed, so i’ll probs be playing this all day and night (standard)
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excuse the blue hue from the tv but you can’t tell me this trophy isn’t a gale dekarios reference
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i just had to reload nearly 2 hours of gameplay bc denes and benedict kept calling the guards on me 😀😀😀😀😀
why do i feel like this monastery dlc is gonna be boring asf like the kcd1 one
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why do i feel like this monastery dlc is gonna be boring asf like the kcd1 one
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lmaooooo i take it back. just had a trophy for listening to all of brother vojtech’s jokes. i love this game
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uhhhhh i gave maddie a weak digestive potion and now she’s in the hospital my bad
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