well, I’ve switched baristas.

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Come sail away with me.
Coral Sea, Australia 🇦🇺
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Who the fuck puts a price tag in a STORE to show how much you paid for it. Have you ever walked into the Met and seen multi million dollars price tags???
Molly the one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton is the Art of Play's shop mascot. It's not for sale. The price tag isn't for their own customers, it's the price they paid, and the price rich folk like Kelly Clarkson can pay Bliss Kolb to make one for them if they wish.
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Molly the one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton is the Art of Play's shop mascot. It's not for sale. The price tag isn't for their own customers, it's the price they paid, and the price rich folk like Kelly Clarkson can pay Bliss Kolb to make one for them if they wish.
Molly’s not for sale yet has a $15,000 price tag. Kelly Clarkson you will always be a real one.
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Only on @X you get this level of customer service.
Replying to @steipete
Ack, will follow up
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Honestly @Delta shouldn’t be selling this as Delta ONE, it plays against their own ONE brand, with such an obsolete product. This is Business Basic at best.
Hey @Delta this is Delta One on JFK<>SFO in 2026. Tiny screen w/ a thick bezel, worn-out seat controls, no door. United has Coastliner. American has the XLR. As a Platinum Medallion, I'd love to know when I can actually enjoy a hard product that isn't older than the iPhone…
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This are AI spy Pandas 🐼 coming to Atlanta to steal the secret formula of @CocaCola
🚨 JUST IN: Xi Jinping announces China will be sending TWO Giant Pandas to the Atlanta Zoo, Ping Ping and Fuhuan "The giant panda has been an envoy of friendship between the Chinese and Americans. Here, I have a piece of good news. In a few days, two pandas, Ping Ping and Fuhuan will come to their new home in Zoo Atlanta and meet with the American people." I freaking love pandas. So I'm glad to hear this 😆
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us if we flew to Chile
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SEASON 2 🍿
We hope this makes you happy, Carol. #Emmys
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Was the Emmy’s opening number a product placement for UNITED? Or a burn? — look as those tiny non HD screens 😭😂
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Temu version of @tim_cook seems appropriate to promote the Temu version of iPhone Duo.
Tim Cook’s New Zealander doppelganger is promoting the Galaxy Z Fold 8 in Samsung’s latest ad teasing Apple. theverge.com/tech/993928/sam…
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“If you fail, get up and try again💫” Dolly Parton sings “Try” for the graduates of the University of Tennessee (2009) ❤️‍🔥RIP
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Replying to @johnternus
well, hello again.
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So when is the @DollyParton bio pic coming out? I need to see this. Her life and legacy is extraordinary.
Dolly Parton and Carl Dean quietly eloped to Ringgold, Georgia, on May 30, 1966. At the time, Dolly’s music career was beginning to take off, and Fred Foster, the head of Monument Records, had asked her to postpone marriage for a year so she could focus on her career. Dolly had other plans. Determined to marry Carl without creating a stir or having the wedding announced in her local Tennessee papers, the couple slipped across the state line into Georgia and said “I do.” She may have honored her career commitments—but she wasn’t about to put the love of her life on hold. ❤️
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All the prowess of current AI models, and this is the UI you ship!
Airbnb deletes negative reviews so everything is always 4.7 Google Maps removes negative reviews in many countries as defamation so everything is always a 4.7 Booking sites want you to book so will also happily remove negative reviews for their hotels so everything is always a 4.7 I made a site called Hotelist.com (or HotelList.com whatever you prefer, I have both!) It gets ratings from all booking platforms, normalizes them to show the actual score (eg a booking site where most hotels are always between 4 and 4.7 means you can normalize that to a 0 and 5) It also uses AI vision models to rate hotels based on how they look And it browses the internet for actual experiences (think blogs and Reddit posts) to get the real opinion about them outside reviews And it's starting to work, I just stayed in this beautiful boutique apartment hotel called Woo Suites in Athens for $400/night. Clean, nice minimalist interior, working cold AC, central, excellent staff, great healthy breakfast, and we found it through Hotelist! It's free, I don't make any money on it (actually I lose thousands per month on it to collect data via APIs and web scrapers) and there's no affiliate money bs like other booking sites (they will increase ranking of hotels if they pay sites a higher commission!) Hotelist.com Tell your friends please!!!!!! 🙏
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Nico retweeted
Replying to @SpaceX @elonmusk
SpaceX AI sats will be closer to what people think the internet is, to what “cloud” infrastructure actually looks like. Send it to the cloud, will finally mean send it to the clouds! ☁️ ✨ 🛰️
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This is why @Delta is staying away from the XLR. It’s not an aircraft that can deliver the premium experience their customers expect.
Now for XLR update: I smelled fumes before takeoff on both legs so that is still an issue on Airbus, the bathroom situation is ridiculous (1 in front & 3 in the back of coach) so we’re constantly moving carts to let people pass by, tight galley, trash management is difficult, crew rest seats are a joke, first class is so tight you can’t pass anyone in the aisle, premium economy/ coach meal trays are tiny so you’re stacking everything and it’s falling off… shall I keep going? It’s not flight attendant friendly. Hard to work, especially in first class where you’re dealing with the entertainment screens that have to be pushed aside every time you serve someone.
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