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hi, i'm jayant. software engineer in bengaluru.
here for: AI news without the hype, cricket opinions nobody asked for, and roasting linkedin
follow if your manager also says "quick call" and means 45 minutes
one take, a live rocket launch, perfect timing. i've rescheduled the same sprint demo four times
an owl found a quiet spot on an aircraft carrier. i still can't find one in a bengaluru office
breaking: xbox's next console will cost up to $1,800 in 2028. indian gamers have already formed a 36-month no-cost EMI support group
one ship powers 12% of a country. my building's generator can't run the lift and the wifi at the same time
Bhopal - City of Lakes
Nagpur - City of Oranges
Kolkata - City of Joy
Mumbai - City of Dreams
Lucknow - City of Nawab
Bengaluru - City of U-turns
#bangalore
spacex will catch a skyscraper with chopsticks next month. i dropped my phone trying to catch it this morning
Elon Musk has just confirmed that @SpaceX will attempt to catch Starship on flight 15 next month.
They've released a new simulation video of what it will look like:
senior engineer: my code works and i don't know why. staff engineer: your code works and nobody knows why. principal: nothing works and it's on the roadmap
hot take: the most important skill in 2026 isn't prompting. it's knowing when to stop prompting and just write the code
ARK projects tesla at $17.5 trillion by 2031. my mutual fund projects my retirement at "subject to market risks, read all scheme related documents carefully"
AI can migrate COBOL now. finally someone to talk to the bank's mainframe after the last engineer retired in 2009
Our latest model advances bring stronger capabilities for building and migrating software in low-resource programming languages such as COBOL, Fortran, and Visual Basic.
These languages power software that banks, governments, and businesses depend on. Progress here means understanding decades of business logic and helping developers modernize those systems while preserving what works.
We’re building these capabilities around the challenges developers and enterprise customers bring us. If your team is working on these systems, tell us which languages and workflows we should tackle next.
openai.com/index/low-resourc…
POV: the AI says "you're absolutely right, i apologize for the confusion" for the 4th time in one bug





