@iamnotmattt

Sox. Custom cut and painted signs, logos, characters, etc. Commissions always open!

 Massachusetts, USA
Joined January 2022
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All the Yankees World Series rings from the last 17 seasons
Ramin Nasibov
@RaminNasibovSep 17
Name one thing you could fit inside this bag:
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VIVEK RAMASWAMY IS DEAD AND LULA IS ALIVE
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Trump posts a pic of Obamas as apes. MAGA:😂😂😂 Trump: I'm glad Rob Reiner is dead! MAGA:👏👏👏 Trump: Rob Mueller is dead. Good! He deserved it. MAGA:🤣🥳🇺🇸 Obama compares White House to a Cheesecake Factory. MAGA: Noo! Stop making fun of the Cheesecake Factory!! Waaah!!
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People acting personally victimized on behalf of The Cheesecake Factory is so funny, like you guys are losers
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Watching the World Series with my sister (she’s more of a football fan) and she just said “his name is ‘With Risp’??”
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I think I passed the test
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Apollo and Daphne, by Daniel Seiter, 1675-99, 📸 by Jeff Phelps
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“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal
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Did you know dumb has a b? Most people don’t know dumb has a b.
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar17h
Trump says Alaska’s ballot is illegal because people don’t know what “incumbent” means
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I haven’t stopped laughing at this for about an hour
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Matt retweeted
Red Sox
@RedSox20h
A legend was born on this day. Happy birthday, @45PedroMartinez!
TEXT: Happy Birthday Pedro Martinez IMAGE: Pedro Martinez pumps his fist and smiles during his recognition at a Red Sox pregame ceremony. He is seen wearing a Red Sox home white jersey.

ALT TEXT: Happy Birthday Pedro Martinez IMAGE: Pedro Martinez pumps his fist and smiles during his recognition at a Red Sox pregame ceremony. He is seen wearing a Red Sox home white jersey.

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Decided to stop and scope out the merch here before the game. $25 for a knockoff locker room shirt that has the “roster” printed on the back. Who could forget such 2026 Brewers legends as “Ryle Harrison,” “Jose Romero,” “Lucas Knudson” and…wait, does that say “Luis Urias?”
Blake R. Weiner
@BlakeWeinerOct 24
Never thought I’d see the day where they’re selling bootleg Brewers T-shirts at gas stations…in Madison
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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This set defined my childhood
Junk Wax Heroes
@JunkWaxHeroesOct 24
1986 Topps Baseball
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MLB
@MLBOct 24
Payton Toll-weeeeeeeeee 😄 Take a trip down Bernie’s Slide with our World Series Correspondent!
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Every day, JD Vance makes a stronger case for his mom, who tried to trade him for Percocet.
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Forgot to say I finished this wolf today. Still a wolf. Still slobbering.
Matt@iamnotmatttOct 22
Yep that’s definitely a wolf and it’s absolutely slobbering
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It’s very funny seeing the worst people you k ow dumping money into No on 9 in mass when the Yes is polling up by like 50 percent. Best state ever.
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Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 23
Mediaite: Amy Acton’s Mother Was Convicted of Killing Kittens New information about the criminal history of Donna Arthur, the estranged mother of Ohio Democratic nominee for governor, Amy Acton, is coming to light amid the backlash about her appearance in a Vivek Ramaswamy ad — including her conviction for animal neglect after several kittens in her care died in a hot car mediaite.com/crime/amy-acton…

Amy Acton’s Estranged Mother Killed Kittens, Court Records Show

Donna Arthur, the estranged mother of Ohio Democratic gubernatorial nominee Amy Acton was convicted of animal neglect after she left kittens in a hot car.

mediaite.com
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Okay cool thanks
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Fucking scum
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 23
Q: Now that you know the backstory about Amy Acton and her stepfather and why she hasn't talked to her mom in so long -- her stepfather was indicted for rape -- do you change your mind about the ad? TRUMP: No. No. It's a mother speaking badly against Amy Acton. You don't know anything.
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