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Joined August 2023
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Millionaire: โ€œYouโ€™ve worked in my house for eighteen years. Why havenโ€™t you bought a house of your own?โ€ Housekeeper: โ€œI have a house, sir.โ€ Millionaire: โ€œThen why are you still renting?โ€ Housekeeper: โ€œBecause the house I own isnโ€™t for me.โ€ The millionaire looked confused. Millionaire: โ€œWhat do you mean?โ€ The woman explained that she had been paying the mortgage on a small house in Ohio for eleven years. Millionaire: โ€œWho lives there?โ€ โ€œMy son and his family.โ€ Millionaire: โ€œWhy donโ€™t they know youโ€™re the owner?โ€ She smiled. โ€œMy son believes his father left it to him before he died. I never corrected him.โ€ The millionaire stopped eating.
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Airline Agent: โ€œIโ€™m sorry, sir, but your seat has already been occupied.โ€ Passenger: โ€œHow is that possible? I paid for seat 14A and checked in online yesterday.โ€ Agent: โ€œAnother passenger has been assigned that seat.โ€ Passenger: โ€œThen why did your system allow two people to book the same seat?โ€ Agent: โ€œIt appears there was a booking error.โ€ Passenger: โ€œCan you give me another window seat?โ€ Agent: โ€œThe flight is fully booked. I can offer you a middle seat towards the back.โ€ Passenger: โ€œI specifically paid extra for a window seat. Why should I accept a worse seat because of your mistake?โ€ Agent: โ€œI understand, sir, but thereโ€™s nothing else available.โ€ Passenger: โ€œThen I want a refund for the seat selection fee.โ€ Agent: โ€œWe can process that after the flight.โ€ Passenger: โ€œAnd what about the difference between what I paid for and what youโ€™re offering?โ€ Agent: โ€œSir, youโ€™re still getting a seat on the aircraft.โ€ Passenger: โ€œI didnโ€™t pay to be given whatever seat was left over. I paid for a specific seat.โ€ The agent checked his computer again. Agent: โ€œSir, I can see something else. Your original seat assignment was changed at 9:42 this morning.โ€ Passenger: โ€œBy whom?โ€ Agent: โ€œThe system doesnโ€™t show a name.โ€ Passenger: โ€œDoes it show why?โ€ Agent: โ€œIt says the seat was reassigned due to a special request.โ€ Passenger: โ€œWhose special request?โ€ The agent paused.
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Bullet Dancing oN Ice
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Senior: โ€œWhy did my little brother pay you $400 for a prom ticket that costs $85?โ€ Sophomore: โ€œHe wanted the VIP package. Nobody forced him to buy it.โ€ Senior: โ€œWhat VIP package? Iโ€™m on the prom committee. We never approved one.โ€ Sophomore: โ€œIt included better seating, transportation, and access to the after-party.โ€ Senior: โ€œThere is no after-party. And the school isnโ€™t providing transportation.โ€ The senior had helped organize prom for months. His freshman brother had been saving money from his weekend job to attend. Sophomore: โ€œMaybe you should stop acting like you own the whole event.โ€ Senior: โ€œIโ€™m not worried about the event. Iโ€™m worried about you taking money from freshmen and making them think itโ€™s an official charge.โ€ The freshman finally spokeโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ
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My younger brother is 17. Yesterday, I found this hidden inside his schoolbag. He refused to explain what it was and told me to forget about it. Can someone tell me what this is? Should I be worried? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Young love, beautiful moments, and memories to last forever. Lamine Yamal.
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Hospital Manager: โ€œSir, your outstanding medical bill is $86,000.โ€ Patient: โ€œEighty-six thousand dollars? I was admitted for only four days. How is that possible?โ€ Hospital Manager: โ€œOur records show that you received additional treatments, specialist consultations, and emergency surgery.โ€ Patient: โ€œI never had surgery. I came here for a minor operation, and my doctor discharged me yesterday.โ€ Hospital Manager: โ€œThatโ€™s strange. The medical records show that you were transferred to the intensive care unit three nights ago.โ€ Patient: โ€œThen someone has made a serious mistake. I want to speak with the doctor who treated me.โ€ Hospital Manager: โ€œI already contacted him. He insists that every procedure was performed with your approval.โ€
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Minimalist fit, maximum aura. Sam & Lara Worthington casually owning the NYC streets.๐Ÿ—ฝ"Avatar moneyhits different"
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They chased the crystal skull through the Amazonโ€”until the jungleโ€™s man-eating ants made them the treasure.
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All he wanted was to become a god. This movie scene ๐ŸŽฌ
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KING: Prince Alexander, the council has gathered to discuss your marriage, and your silence disappoints everyone present. PRINCE: Father, I understand your expectations, but my heart refuses to follow your royal arrangements. QUEEN: Your Highness, surely you haven't forgotten the responsibility attached to inheriting this magnificent kingdom. KING: Your mother speaks wisely, son, because a crown demands sacrifices beyond ordinary human understanding. PRINCE: Then perhaps this crown demands something my heart cannot surrender without destroying me completely. KING: Explain yourself immediately, before your stubbornness becomes an embarrassment throughout this kingdom. PRINCE: I have fallen deeply in love with someone, Father, and nobody can change that. QUEEN: Someone? Who exactly has captured the heart of our future king? PRINCE: Her name is Amara, and she serves inside this very palace. KING: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? A SERVANT HAS CAPTURED THE HEART OF MY HEIR?
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HR: Your manager reported that you insulted him during a meeting. Employee: I never insulted him. HR: We have received a formal complaint. Employee: Can I show you something? He played a recording of the manager threatening to fire him unless he approved a false $25,000 transaction. HR: Why didn't you report this earlier?โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.
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Steven Tyler is 78, Aimee Preston is 39. What made her fall for him despite the 39-year gap?
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I ran into an old classmate at Nibbles today. Back in school, she was the poorest girl in our class, and almost everyone thought she would never make it in life. My friend Banney and i were among the few people who always made her feel included in class. I didnโ€™t have my phone with me when we met, so I gave her my Instagram handle instead. She followed me. But bro, the moment I picked up my phone from the car, opened Instagram, and checked her profile, I WAS NOT READY for what I saw in her highlights. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ซ Look at this๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
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๐Ÿšจ **$50,000 GIVEAWAY** ๐Ÿšจ Weโ€™re picking **5 winners** to receive **$10,000 each.** To enter: โ‘  Follow @propdaofinance โ‘ก Tag 3 friends โ‘ข Repost this post โ‘ฃ Sign up at app.propdao.finance **5 winners. $10K each. $50K total.** ๐Ÿ† Good luck ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Recite these duโ€˜as when you want something so badly!
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Customer: โ€œHow much for this dinner?โ€ Waiter: โ€œ$240, sir. That includes the food and drinks.โ€ Customer: โ€œThatโ€™s expensive. Can you do $180?โ€ Waiter: โ€œIโ€™m sorry, sir. The prices are fixed.โ€ Customer: โ€œAlright. Iโ€™ll pay the full amount.โ€ He paid and left. Thirty minutes later, another customer walked in. Customer: โ€œHow much for the same dinner?โ€ Waiter: โ€œ$240, sir.โ€ Customer: โ€œI have $150. If you can make it work, Iโ€™ll pay now.โ€ Waiter: โ€œThatโ€™s too low, sir.โ€ Customer: โ€œNo problem. Iโ€™ll eat somewhere else.โ€ He stood up and started walking toward the door. Waiter: โ€œWait. I can do $180.โ€ Customer: โ€œI appreciate it, but $150 is all I have.โ€ The waiter hesitatedโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ
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This scene is rated 9/10๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฅ Absolutely pure gold ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฅ
Replying to @AAyshato
She laughed through her tears. GIRLFRIEND: โ€œYou spent five years destroying my future, but you're worried about your family?โ€ She ended the call. Three weeks later, she discovered she was pregnant. She tried calling him several times, but her number had been blocked. She sent messages through his friends, but nobody wanted to get involved. The same man who once promised to spend the rest of his life with her had disappeared when she needed him most. Months later, she gave birth to a baby girl. She looked at her daughter and cried. Not because she regretted having her, but because she wished her daughter would never experience the kind of betrayal that had changed her mother's life forever.
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Zeus Vs Anubis~Anunnaki ๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒฉ๐Ÿช
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Sometimes, a single message can give you a fresh perspective on life. Iโ€™ve shared videos on my YouTube channel that may encourage, inspire, and help you reflect on your journey. Visit the link in my bio to watch my videos. โค๏ธ Your next reminder might be waiting for you there.
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