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Joined February 2009
Since I’m back on Twitter or whatever I think it’s important for me to let you all know that I’ve released a new song: perpetualstu.Bandcamp.com
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hey everyone I'm sure that there's no one over here "missing me" but these days I'm on Bluesky and Threads (same username) so maybe I'll see ya there.
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Gunther has compromised, to a permanent end, the career of John Cena.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN. Don't forget to listen to Perpetual Stu's "SCARED (Scared All the Time Theme)." Find it on your favorite streaming service and stream it as loud as possible. Maybe out the window during Trick or Treat. It sounds better at Max Volume. youtube.com/watch?v=Qqj32MtM…
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”No Kings?” What is this… the freakin… NHL playoffs??? Folk’s…
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There are not any World Cup matches scheduled to be played in Boston – only Foxboro. Foxboro is not a sanctuary city afaik.
President Trump is again threatening to move World Cup matches from U.S. cities just weeks after FIFA said he does not have the authority to do so. This time, Trump is threatening Boston's World Cup matches and the Olympics in Los Angeles, saying, " We can take them away."

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Insane to make your fake rapper Asian and then have them say “gon duck immigration.”
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Sorry mom can't talk gotta drop a song with Kylie Jenner
Kylie Jenner makes her music debut on Terror Jr’s new single, “Fourth Strike,” out tonight.
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A good friend of mine lost his job to AI. He worked at the Lie Factory where he was the guard standing at the door who only tells Lies.
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They just played Reggie and the Full Effect going into the commercial break during the KC vs Detroit game on #SNFonNBC
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Let’s go Patriots.
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I would also like to get $56.6M to not coach the Penn State Nittany Lions Football Team.
Penn State has fired James Franklin, per @espn. They will pay him a buyout of $56.66M.
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Went to the catacombs on my honeymoon and these two middle aged British ladies were behind us and like 1/2 an hour in one of them went “wait… are these real skulls????”
You will never convince me that this paris catacombs are normal
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ME: [trying to leave a bar without making at least two very niche online references] BOUNCER: Sir, did no one tell you about our Two Grink Minumum?
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New fantasy football team name just dropped
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I am at a rock show (The Cribs)
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Mods are asleep post spicy margs
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Cubic Zirconia by Katy Kirby youtube.com/watch?v=crBXWy0m…
What was the last song that gave you the chills?
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20 years (!!!!!) ago my band The Appreciation Post played our first show EVER. We were pretty good, imo. youtu.be/3L_WAkcN1Vo?si=G0Dd…
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