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Guess I hit a nerve 💀
Reminder her husband is a registered sex offender and cannot be near children
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Elon musk is a fucking parasite.
Elon Musk is a fucking parasite.
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You can just say "Fuck Elon Musk" and get 2k likes immediately
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Trump is unhinged. He came to Michigan to say why Abdul El-Sayed is so dangerous, stepped away from the microphone to describe Jon Husted's body, then talked about Nicki Minaj's ass. Not gas. Not jobs. Not prices. Not inflation. Just asses.
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Elon watching the polls after spending hundreds of millions…
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The most Batman thing Keaton's Batman did and they fucking deleted it??
Happy Spooky Month Everyone (Source: Deleted Scene from Batman 1989)
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Replying to @iansmith06
Just 2 more weeks and we'll have our DOGE checks and the Roadster (I gave Elon $500,000 ten years ago and have recieved nothing.)
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This chode blocked me for that 😂
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Dude is too afraid to leave his apartment but wants us to believe he went to a pumpkin patch?
Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town. 200 million deportations. Minimum.
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Clayface has made 100% of its $44m budget in just 48 hours. We just keep on winning
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Just saw Clayface. It was great. 9/10
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Replying to @HollywoodHandle
It has practically already recouped its cost; given the good reviews it’s receiving, it should have strong legs, I highly doubt it will fail to surpass the 110 million it needs to be a moderate success.
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I swear to god every one of these accounts is run by an edgelord teenager who doesn’t actually understand how shit works
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You gullible morons
This video looks fake to me. I honestly can’t imagine anyone having the courage to jump from such an insane height. Am I right, or am I missing something, bro? @grok
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Elon says “hey you know what would be cool” and has an overworked team of engineers build whatever he wants while he spends all day on Twitter
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CLAYFACE is so good even the biggest Snyderbro of all is converted
Clayface is a BIG surprise. I went in basically blind with two buddies I regularly hit Comic-Con with. None of us watched the trailers. That absolutely helped. This movie is wild. Gruesome. Disturbing. At times downright disgusting. And I mean that in the best way possible. Tom Rhys Harries is fantastic as Matt Hagen. The special effects are excellent. The runtime is under two hours. And the movie moves. There’s always something happening. The biggest surprise? Clayface barely feels like a James Gunn DCU movie. It feels much closer to The Batman, The Penguin, Joker and even Gotham. Matt Reeves’ influence is all over it. No forced comedy. No goofy treatment of the character. No divisive messaging taking over the story. And most importantly: Clayface is actually a VILLAIN. Not an anti-hero. Not a misunderstood good guy. The movie lets Matt Hagen become a full-blown psychopath and serial killer. That’s where Sony went wrong with movies like Morbius and Venom. Clayface doesn’t make that mistake. The body horror is nasty. I actually had to cover my eyes a few times. And by the ending, we finally get the giant, monstrous, shape-shifting Clayface fans know from the comics and animation. It looks great. I had a couple complaints, but nothing major. This is exactly the kind of DC movie I want more of. Dark. Serious. Comic-book focused. And willing to let the villain be the villain. Go see Clayface. 8/10. Full review: cosmicbook.news/clayface-rev…
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Snyderbros are handling CLAYFACE’s success really well, you guys
Y está calificación se la dieron los 4 gatos que fueron a verla? 🤣🤣🤣 Necesita más de $110m para ganar su primer dólar!! Y si los fans dicen que se parece a obsesión y Joker entonces su taquilla debe ser similar no? #PedoVerse is DEAD DEAD DEAD ☠️☠️
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The level of illiteracy here is worrying
Bro just unironically compared Clayface to Sinners The DCU psychosis continues
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Oddly satisfying that there’s less and less likes each time they post these
Let's make some noise today!! Tell @Skydance what you want to see from DC. David Ayer's Suicide Squad, Ben Affleck's Batman solo & Zack Snyder's Justice League Part II & III #ReleaseTheAyerCut & #RestoreTheSnyderVerse @paramountco. Art: @richbateman87
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