tobias 𐙚 (@ibeonherelying) header
tobias 𐙚 (@ibeonherelying) profile picture

made you look

Joined October 2013
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
the club must’ve been crazy when daddy yankee dropped gasolina
29
1,184
87
13,714
106,523
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
look at them 🥹
15
738
61
4,277
68,632
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
There's a lot of gay ppl doing culture commentary now who do not know cultural references beyond the ones that have been memes on the internet. In previous generations being gay in that space was all about being a nerd about cultural minutiae of the past. That was the foundation
this level of queening out is becoming an increasingly lost art. jake shane my brother, class needed to start YESTERDAY.
57
652
58
10,635
401,121
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
i have a plant i need to confront
1
1
5
893
If you're quiet and black they'll kill u
mfs when you genuinely just quiet
64
3,279
62
22,999
167,987
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
this must feel so good if you’re a deer, elk, or other cervid
This is how deer, elk and other cervids naturally shed their antlers each year to make way for new ones.
63
1,248
18
42,424
877,325
Over-explaining is the same thing as begging. Over-communicating/ asking twice is the same thing as begging.
44
7
191
3,168
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
your empathy for men is ruining your life
126
6,723
334
32,264
361,221
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
This is so me. You can’t rush me. Congratulations to everyone but I’ll get there when I get there.
Replying to @Ms_Ojo
I decided to switch to positive reinforcement, so I told his sister that since she finished eating first, I'd give her a gift, and congratulated her. Tell me why this boy also congratulated her and continued eating his food at his own pace.
2
125
4
1,238
51,222
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
Replying to @pentagasmss
It took me some passes until I realised your cnc didn't mean Computer Numerical Control. Because could not imagine why you would need a rapist for that.
3
8
1
1,047
56,648
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
A salad and a soup will always get it done for breakfast, lunch, or dinner for me.
4
9
410
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
me as a detective: ok wait omg
37
15,425
298
104,127
1,051,305
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
most of the #trad wives on here are dangerously poor. thts the part they are omitting from the conversation and the part people would understand but im not convinced you NEVER want a break from your kids. #cutitout
11
167
19
1,126
20,891
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
i’m so easily impressed by the way the sun shines through the trees
54
10,655
304
55,803
519,961
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
glad my mom didnt feel like yall did cus i needed a break from her as a child as well. i would be so annoyed if she was up my ass all yr like twitter parents. like let me go to grandmas so i can drink this ensure and watch jerry springer w her and mind yours
45
718
209
7,022
175,497
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
evb in middle school was cherokee indian, what happened??
26
197
72
1,489
32,914
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
the fact that you exist as an entirely unrepeatable perspective on reality should fill you with an enormous sense of possibility. nobody can create from the exact place you create from. nobody can see through your eyes. take that seriously. make something of it.
52
1,780
48
11,434
171,959
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
Oysters when they want to make a pearl
23
5,324
32
66,888
488,315
tobias 𐙚 retweeted
if u sit n truly think about all the opportunities men take from women n girls with their behavior you'd never calm down
Signed my daughter up for basketball, and now we not going, because the coach texted my phone about stuff that’s not basketball related 😒😭
2
4,705
41
44,687
313,820
Humans act like they appreciate empathy and kindness but the reality is that a lot of humans don’t really respect nice people and lowkey resent them.
35
736
54
3,723
55,386