There’s a particular Bunnings on the Gold Coast that is just heaving with young hot women staff and my local one is just old women who grab you by the arm if they don’t see your receipt
Little Miss Arielle when will you miss and make me tweak my Wednesday night listening experience #10pm
Their is a fat ugly boomer about to get violently man handled by a giant Samoan at work because the fat disgusting boomer won’t shut up about the mid term results and the Samoan loves trump #keepuupdated
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Those that follow the rules will be left behind
That’s not the game we’re playing any more
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Replying to @NickJFuentes
Is there another name for African net sponges that'll make them chimp out on tiktok if we started calling it that?
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You're going to be forever stuck in the political equivalent of "I'm not touching you" with hateful foreigners and their sympathizers until they get the numbers to make it legal to kill you
Stop playing it. They are existential enemies, including this teenage girl.
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Always remember, no matter the state of your life, or the dark hole you may be in - you can ALWAYS change it drastically for the better, and quickly.
Major embarrassment this morning when I was going for swim with sisters and they asked “what are you doing cunt hurry up” and what I was doing was soaking my hair with water, product & argan oil to protect my hair ? No shit I can’t marry them off, they don’t care how they look
As I consider the new year coming and settling down to an extent I have unfinished business, business I’ve been trying to do since I was 8 years old and that is to fuck a waitress from top noodle… I have got to get serious about this I’ve come to realise tonight
Think I’ll buy myself some of those large Tom Ford aviators #reinventingmyself #cunt
























