A dating app for cats where the only option is to swipe no 🐱#dumbsharktank
Ok now all the good smells of the past 3 months seem kinda f**ked up 😜
A pill you can take early in a relationship that suppresses all your farts until the 3 month anniversary when they all come out at once when you first meet their parents 💨 #dumbsharktank
A game where you say the first line of the story and nothing else and make your friends guess what happened #dumbsharktank
Half bags of ice so you don’t have to use the full bag when the party’s just getting started #dumbsharktank
Fake nails that you bite and they are full of vitamins #dumbsharktank
Instead of wearing underwear you don’t even need to! #dumbsharktank
Instead of not putting chips in your salad, put chips in your salad #dumbsharktank
Cole Yaverbaum retweeted
“You are the first gringa I’ve met who’s family has killed more people than mine!” -Javi to Clare 🤭 #Ozark
Cole Yaverbaum retweeted
It’s @Shazam, but instead of pressing a button on an app you Google the lyrics. #DumbSharkTank
Are you in @mcuban?!
Me, screen sharing with my grandma: here’s how to minimize the browser.
Grandma: oh, that’s FANTASTIC. Now I just have to learn how to use the Google sheets.
#thegooglesheets #fantastic
That’s what she said 🎤💁🏻♀️
#TheOffice’s 1st Xmas episode starts with Kevin asking Michael, “Why did you get [the Xmas tree 🌲] so big?” What was Michael’s response? #TheOfficeTrivia #TheOfficeChristmas
Replying to @AnandWrites
@AnandWrites coming off a 3 year Twitter hiatus to see if there’s any chance of getting a ticket to your talk with @VillanuevaEdgar today?! @eventbrite sales ended!
Cole Yaverbaum retweeted
Checkout @icCole14 on Clubhouse! “Lunchtime Chat! Women & Personal Finance w/ Cole Yaverbaum” with Cole Yaverbaum. Friday, Mar 26 at 12:00 PM EDT on @joinclubhouse. Join us! joinclubhouse.com/event/M4GR…
Kid: did you see me in the dance show?
Me: you were great! You were rocking it!
Kid: rocking WHAT? #kidwisdom
Me: sit down on your butt.
Kid: BUTT! Don't say that in public! #kidwisdom
Me: I made my own website to post my recipes.
Kid: did the government give you permission to do that!? #kidwisdom #govtpermission


