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The Lesbian Pervert@babyknifespice11h

this has been fucked about extensively you’re just a prude

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andrew@intellegint12h

The speaker of the house should be a Beats Pill LMFAO

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Parker@ideologystore11h

Best Hitler impression I’ve seen

I’m trying to be a nicer person, and then I go online and hear that someone just destroyed the bones of Santa Claus

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®️@fuckyourtwitt3rNov 10

if u still chewing on your burger & start putting fries in yo mouth u need to relax

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bald ann dowd@ali_sivi16h

microsoft HUSSEIN outlook

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@futurismNov 10

"Not because I like data centers." bit.ly/48fM4un

Only One Town in America Voted in Favor to Building a New Data Center, and the Reason Why Is Bleak

Only One Town in America Voted in Favor to Building a New Data Center, and the Reason Why Is Bleak

The town of Harwood, North Dakota, is the only town during the midterms that voted in favor of data centers.

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CHUCK INGLISH@ChuckisdopeNov 9

We are at the end of a relit newport 100. Its about two drags away from the filter.

@HQNewsNowNov 9

Dana White says he did not know Trump named him as Press Secretary: “I have zero political aspirations. I was in a fight, boxing in London, when he called me, and told me he had done this, and the last 24 hours of my life has been insane.”

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Parker@ideologystoreNov 10

Old nigga but I’m reading Carl Jung

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MOTHERFUCKER UNLIMITED@mfunltdNov 9

I dated a girl who just threw all her change in the garbage

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William Gerrard@Bill_GerrardNov 10

Image from William Gerrard (@Bill_Gerrard)

@laurenlselfNov 9

Boyfriend isn’t a Twitter person but he loves to make me laugh so he just writes drafts and shows them to me

Image from Lauren Self (@laurenlself)

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Parker@ideologystoreNov 10

RossWillDoThat. New streamer I’m making up.

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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzNov 10

If it's wrong to fall in love with a Chinese spy then who are you even allowed to date? The lady at the mall information kiosk?? She's often not even at the kiosk

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Parker@ideologystoreNov 10

Last night, we let the liquor talk. I can’t remember everything we said but I’m jacking off.

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Parker@ideologystoreNov 10

I feel like Spitta

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daisy “dan goose” tackett@fatstevebuscemiNov 9

the moment you imagine a future with that guy from the bar it will end. instead you must imagine your past like he’s a dead wife

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Parker@ideologystoreNov 9

It’s not a money spread it’s a band acknowledgment

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Benny Feldman@FeldfrogNov 8

Seinfeld!! You know how people say Kobe before they throw something. I like to say Seinfeld before I observe something

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Parker@ideologystoreNov 9

Everyone ignoring the literary windfall of 3013 is fucking FRYING ME

@NewsWire_USNov 8

New images show the White House ballroom topping out after the final steel beam installation — GettyImages/Kevin Carter

Image from NewsWire (@NewsWire_US)

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Parker@ideologystoreNov 9

I badly need to hear Eminem rap about Epstein. In fact, I think we all need to hear it.

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tomi@JolvoilNov 7

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