Nigeria
Joined August 2024
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Replying to @ifipls
December. Be there.
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Hurzeler's hair is back?
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Can definitely see this being a normal response
i almost lost my mind walahi😭😭😭
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What! I’m so cool🤭
“Every time, we're telling women to voice out, to call out their perpetrators and abusers, but then we welcome abusers back into society like nothing has happened.” In this episode of #TweetAndTell, @halimahthebird breaks down some of her most viral tweets.
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Person dey ask tax bracket, annual income, you dey ask virginity. Chai. Aye okurin o le da💀
Replying to @FFlowzzzz
Sample questions Are you virgin? Whats your body count? Have you had abortion before? Have you treated STD before?
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It's irritating.
You can't try this in Lagos state. Agberos go tear your ACL
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😂😂😭after 32 years
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Chowdeck don feed me this afternoon, fairs.
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Lol. Idk where you people are finding these women.
What would you advise a listener who REQUIRES bags and vacations from her boyfriend? 😭
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14 points away from city in game week 7💀
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You must not know the history of the Catholic church 😂. I'm howling.
Bro these people don't know what a cult actually is. If we go by these flimsy definition then shouldn't we say that the Catholic church is a cult? Even eastern Orthodox too? I feel people on this app don't actually know what a cult is.
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Lmfaoooooooooooo
Unilag is too exposed for this to happen sha… It can only stop at mama and papa.
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Ati omo USEN MJ, ati omo papa, ati omo baba adeboye, ati omo iren. All of you, same. Cos some of you might be delusional enough to think you're better, but it's way more than orange backgrounds.
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3 hours 30 minutes in traffic is not the life for me.
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Omo wtf is this holdup
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If this is true, everything Amorim did is gone. Team news leaks already 😂
🚨 EXCL: Manchester United team news for tonight... Youri Tielemans starts as the 10. Bruno Fernandes shifted to the right wing. Massive tactical call. 🔴 #MUFC Make sure to follow me on TikTok, I’ll be trying to post more information there soon: tiktok.com/@djaameel_psg
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Can't believe I'm still up after the day I had. God abeg
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Woke up early and I know I'll suffer for it later😔
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Ronaldo is not a better goal scorer than Messi I watched both of them I watched how many times both were given goal scoring awards when they climbed the podium Messi is the superior goalscorer It’s the reason he has more goal scoring awards across their entire career despite 130 games less - The equivalent of 3 football seasons This thing is simple Let’s dead this agenda, it’s very funny
Because when history asks who the better goal scorer is, they look at numbers and not goal ratio. Ronaldo is the better goal scorer 👍
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I'm watching Henry's interview and I'm howling 😂😂. This is so funny 😭😂. I'm not even mad at all
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That's why you run away on day 6🙏🏾
There's no way you won't fall in love with someone if you talk constantly and consistently for a week
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Speaking from experiences 😭
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