Also known as Democrat Bug

Literally all of you are claiming those achievements because you share the same skin color as people who very likely weren’t even your direct ancestors. What civilization did you start

Drinking Gatorade with the squeezy bottle

Forgetting to shut my shower door while I wash my hair and accidentally flooding my entire bathroom >>>

Me every single day of my life getting recognized in public as the Omg you people can’t do anything girl

Mormons are so kind for not limiting the cuck to the chair and giving him a task instead, such as shaking the bed ❤️

Showering in my hallway bathroom as opposed to my bedroom bathroom is a form of torture

The Pervert and Goontastic being the first people to agree with me fetish-shaming someone

How it feels

Those who remember The Real Cici Lore remember when Jack Donoghue tried to hook up with my boyfriend and asked him for nudes + sent his own nudes

Following the randomest people back

I say this + look and talk and act like this

My bf is watching some dumb 80s Tubi horror movie and is just mumbling to himself “That’s a creepy clown… Oh shit the clown is killing the guy…. Ohhh it was a remote-control clown. I see. The Clown Method.”

Season 6 is truly a religious experience

This unironically being fire