The music in trader joes is trying to turn me gay

I go to Trader Joe’s to sexually exhibit myself

no they almost all got eaten by their own

i run like a clock

South America is so funny cuz the people are simultaneously the dirty unwashed savages and the Europeans trying to civilize them you can see the competing influences in their souls simultaneously glorying in decay and disdaining it

Today I’m making a commitment

tu me traites de sale pute

I need to be the cuntiest whore in the Hollywood in n out

i could go buy a pecan pie rn

i fucking love the rhodes instrument

Can u go be fat somewhere else 🙏

The English are invertebrates but their pessimism is endearing

Frankly if a woman has large breasts it’s none of my business

Not me crossing the street

When the mid bitch jump scares u with a selfie on the tl

Ladies and germs please take your seats

Women do not owe you sex

I start seeing things

It’s the most honest profession