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Texas Jedi

@imjedi

Just here for fvckery

 Dallas, TX
Joined March 2009
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I got tired of getting texts from these pedo protecting MAGA a-holes. I discovered how to be removed from all of the text lists. They unsubscribed me. 😂
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Attorney General Ken Paxton (@KenPaxtonTX) profile pictureAttorney General Ken Paxton
@KenPaxtonTXJun 25
KEN PAXTON NEEDS YOUR RESPONSE! COMPLETE OUR 2026 TEXAS SURVEY 👇

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Flags at Grindr headquarters have been lowered to half-staff.
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Why are United States soldiers saluting Brazilian fighters?
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Why is Butlick sitting like this?
Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) profile pictureWu Tang is for the Children
@WUTangKidsJun 9
Oh boy the Epstein guy is sitting courtside
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Pseudo Nym@SudoNym25Jun 9
The Epstein World Cup is about to kick off soon and the new promo dropped 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Don’t fool yourself. There are two kinds of people who will fvck you for money: hookers and billionaires.
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Die already.
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Acyn (@Acyn) profile picture
Acyn
@AcynMay 19
Markwayne Mullin: President Trump has assembliated—assemblied a great team.
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Aaron Rupar
@atruparMay 17
Buttigieg on Sean Duffy: "I love roadtrips. I love America. I actually took a taxpayer-funded roadtrip lasted about 7 months. It was in Afghanistan. This is something very different. To make roadtrips unaffordable and then go around celebrating your own roadtrip is actually what people are so frustrated about."
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MAGA can eat all of the bags of dicks
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Even if it takes me 20 years I'll follow back anybody who reposts this thread
Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) profile pictureLiam Nissan™
@theliamnissanApr 29
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Staged
BonkDaCarnivore (@BonkDaCarnivore) profile pictureBonkDaCarnivore
@BonkDaCarnivoreApr 26
Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one. And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby Ok.
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Yawn. Staged.
Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 (@LucasSa56947288) profile pictureLucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸
@LucasSa56947288Apr 26
Question! Do you think the WH correspondent dinner was a fake staged assassination attempt? (A: Yes (B: No
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Kyle Cheney
@kyledcheneyApr 15
JUST IN: John Eastman, the conservative attorney who helped devise President Trump's last ditch strategy to overturn the 2020 presidential election, has officially been disbarred, per the California Supreme Court.:
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Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowMar 27
CPAC speaker: How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings? Crowd: *cheers* CPAC speaker: No. That was the wrong answer. Let me try it again...
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This is worth a throat punch
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We are going to get a pup cup to celebrate Noem’s firing and we are gonna pour one out for Cricket.
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Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsomMar 5
Gone, but not forgotten.
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