uk is shit enough as is and we still have to deal with wankers that won't shut up about the poppy for another week
keep calling myself daddy when i'm with my friends and i can tell that they're beginning to bow to my authority. daddy has established hesitant control of the friend group.
if i wasn't me and i would've seen myself i would have bought me a drink
took me home did me long ate it with the panties on
i don't think i'd try for divorce if my wife cheated on me but i literally would take her straight to court if she was a fan of twenty one pilots








