@incorrectbucko

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bucky: [assassinates two extremely high-profile people and steals the serum] [looks into the conveniently-placed camera like he’s on the office]
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bucky: if i was at harvard in 2004 i would’ve stopped it steve: what bucky: facebook
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[tfatws] fury: so you’ll handle the threat? sam: yeah we’ll handle it fury: for how much bucky: idk. fifty fury: fifty grand? bucky: [spits water]
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bucky: people tell me i have a unique way of lighting up the room steve: its called arson and those are the witnesses
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[close up on bucky drinking hot chocolate] bucky: im like 99% angel [pan out to show building behind him on fire] bucky: but that 1%...
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steve: bucky and i were crossing the street and some dude drove by and honked at us sam: what’d bucky do? steve: [sighs] he chased them to a red light, then reached into his window and- bucky: [walking in] anyone want a steering wheel?
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steve: bucky’s chapstick tastes really good becca barnes: you two finally kissed? bucky: no, he ate it
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steve: [runs into a glass door and knocks himself out] bucky: [turns around and speedwalks away] onlooker: hey isn’t that your boyfriend? bucky, hissing: shh! lower your voice!
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bucky: we’ll have a number eight please waiter: that’s a party platter. it serves twelve people steve: we know what we’re about, son
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bucky: ouch my armkle sam: your what steve: his wrist
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steve: it’s too dangerous to go alone, take this bucky: .... you’re just holding out your hand steve: 🥺
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preserum steve: i have an excellent gaydar. if someone’s gay i can always tell within- becca barnes: bucky has been in love with you for ten years steve: what
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1930s steve: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because bucky says nice things to me everyday and his love protects me 🥰 2020 steve: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because bucky calls me names like ‘idiot himbo’ everyday, so i’m always prepared
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fury: so what’s your reason for becoming an avenger? steve: my love of justice natasha: my desire to put things right bucky: steve looked at me that one time on that highway
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steve: alpines mad because i keep picking her up like she’s a burger. don’t be burger shaped then. idiot
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alpine: [gentle headbutt] bucky: what are we .....
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bucky: so it turns out the “bad vibes” i’ve been experiencing are actually “severe psychological distress”
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bucky [holding alpine at eye-level]: you are a fearless warrior. the bravest fighter i’ve ever known. a mighty feline alpine: miaow bucky [sets her down]: now go kill that spider in the kitchen while i keep hiding in the bathroom
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[texting] bucky: can you call me? i can't find my phone steve: yeah one sec, let me find my phone bucky: okay i'll wait steve: i can't find it, can you call me? bucky: yeah one sec
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