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ALT rooster: just got a terrible craving for ketchup on vanilla ice cream? hangman: congrats, im happy for you, if its a boy you should name him jake.
ALT rooster: would you rather kill fanboy or coyote? phoenix: oh thats a hard one.. im gonna go with hangman. hangman: i wasnt even an option.
ALT maverick: about to break up with ice because he's 6 foot and we were just in the kitchen arguing and he was like "hold on let me come downstairs so we can have a proper conversation" and he fucking bent down to be at eye level with me
ALT maverick: if homosexuality isnt contagious, then why do i always have homosexual thoughts whenever ice takes his shirt off? goose: 😬 charlie: my dreams might just come true
ALT maverick: can we go to the gym tomorrow? iceman: sure abby. (typo). iceman: (correcting himself.) baby. iceman: oh boy here we go
ALT iceman: been really into clit as of late. maverick: i know your gay ass is lying. iceman: name one classic literature book, maverick. maverick: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SHORTENING CLASSIC LITERATURE TO CLIT?!
ALT hangman: phoenix is so mean. phoenix: if you werent fucking stupid i wouldnt have to be mean to you. change starts with you!
ALT coyote: yall worrying about and chasing red flags while im chasing green flags 🤑🤑 #nevachaseahoealwayschaseaband phoenix: you asked me for money yesterday.
