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cris⁷¹

@ineffablecris

martino rametta sun, long john silver moon, elena greco rising. she/her, bi, ♌♌♌

Joined February 2020
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io sn questo
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everything but releasing mcr5. they really have a masters degree in pissing me off
drama lama ⁸⁷ ⁷¹ 🜃 (@pondgitsune) profile picturedrama lama ⁸⁷ ⁷¹ 🜃@pondgitsuneNov 5
Ma cosa significa My Chemical Romance New Jersey Devils vinyl PER FAVOREEE
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well pop back up byeee
Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) profile pictureBoston Bruins
@NHLBruinsNov 4
Popping down to Pitt 🛫
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hoping and praying che il mio professore di medicina del lavoro non guardi doc perché per questo merdosissimo lavoro i casi clinici che propongo verranno rubati direttamente da questo capolavoro della televisione e soprattutto della medicina
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i am begging i professori universitari di smettere di richiedere lavori/progetti inutili per poter fare l'esame 1) abbiamo 50 anni non 7 2) fosse mai una cosa effettivamente propedeutica alla professione che dobbiamo svolgere non sia mai
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concetto Molto Importante
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nhl twitter is about to experience the life of a kpop fan whose bias gets sent to the army
one dozen rats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) profile pictureone dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Nov 4
If you can name a Morgan Wallen song you're getting sentenced to 5 years of hard labor in January.
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jets @ habs di stanotte ha dato italy won this match
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el CAPITÀN
adri ♡ (@socialistadri) profile pictureadri ♡
@socialistadriNov 4
"Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So, after JD swears me in in January, you can just go on and call me senator." ABDUL EL-SAYED IS A LION.
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👩🏾‍💻@pinkstapeNov 3
*scrolling* you need real problems *scrolling* you need real problems *scrolling* my beloved oomf's beloved cat *scrolling* you need real problems
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GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM THEM gerard way get behind me
New Jersey Devils (@NJDevils) profile pictureNew Jersey Devils
@NJDevilsNov 2
We stand together. We stay defiant. It's not a jersey announcement without @MCRofficial.

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my tl is filled with scuderia ferrari drama AND san jose sharks locker room drama
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i'm so sorry mr kucherov you are right and tampa is dumb as fuck also what do you think of the lovely city of pittsburgh?
cris⁷¹ (@ineffablecris) profile picturecris⁷¹@ineffablecrisOct 31
honestly a worse look than larkin requesting to be traded from detroit and i did NOT think this was remotely possible
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oddio ragazze sto andando avanti con doc (stagione 2) dopo averla appesa per mesi.... ma questa age gap relationship con il chirurgo cocainomane.... buzzy AS FUCK ne voglio altre 100 dosi
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this specific party ended a billion years ago and they've already made party 3 and party 4 but she's still here
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the pittsburgh penguins always have to have at least 2 injured players or the world shifts on its axis
Penguins PR (@PenguinsPR) profile picturePenguins PR
@PenguinsPRNov 2
Kaedan Korczak (lower body) and Evgeni Malkin (lower body) are day-to-day and will not practice today. Elmer Soderblom's status has been changed to week-to-week.
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REMEMBER YOUR ROOTS HARRY 😭
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Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) profile pictureEdmonton Oilers
@EdmontonOilersNov 1
Oilers all the time. Harry Styles, occasionally.
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voglio esigo pretendo
Providence Bruins (@AHLBruins) profile pictureProvidence Bruins
@AHLBruinsNov 1
It's the Great Sweater Reveal, Charlie Brown! 🐾 Here's your first look at the P-Bruins all-new Snoopy-inspired sweaters, to be worn January 16th & 17th on Peanuts Weekend at The AMP! 🥜
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HALLELUJAH HE HAS RISEN
Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) profile picturePittsburgh Penguins
@penguinsNov 1
CROSBY! 🎃 The Penguins cut Montreal's lead to 5-4 with 3:11 left in the 3rd period.
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what THE fuck is happening rn
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grown ass man che fa i capricci se non fosse lui i'd be mad as fuck but i'm endeared
Blanket Dog (@theblanketdog) profile pictureBlanket Dog
@theblanketdogOct 30
Replying to @PenguinsJesus
He does this for stretches sometimes. He quiet quits. He isn't happy about something. Last time was when Sullivan was about to be fired. I'm betting we see a significant trade within the next few weeks. Not him... Just saying a significant trade.
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