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“what in the fucked-up romantic dark comedy is this nightmare lately?” 18+ pls free 🇵🇸 fuck 🧊

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Joined November 2025
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i miss my family :(
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thought about bellyconrad movie for a little too long and now i’m having heart palpitations
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14th abortion of the day, they said the next ones on them
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in celebration i think we should all dye our hair, get more piercings, make lattes and be bisexual!!!!!
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lexi | silliest goose🪿 retweeted
MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.
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BLUE ACROSS THE BOARDS (mostly) FUCK YEAH BABY
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lexi | silliest goose🪿 retweeted
Abdul El-Sayed has won the U.S. Senate election in Michigan, defeating Republican Mike Rogers. (via AP) He becomes the first Muslim elected to the U.S. Senate.
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lexi | silliest goose🪿 retweeted
me and my michigan oomfs on our way to vote for abdul el-sayed before 8 pm today
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lexi | silliest goose🪿 retweeted
carpenters in the US - get out and vote today!! know ur rights and visit headcount.org/stateswithsc for more info!
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i already voted via mail-in ballot, but y’all i NEED you to lock the fuck in if you haven’t voted yet. ESPECIALLY if you’re in michigan this shit is serious
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lexi | silliest goose🪿 retweeted
Been a minute since this felt like a real battleground state, might've been able to do without it tbh # PureMichigan
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“how do you write all that without ai?” “how do you know how to do that without ai?” MY BRAIN. I USE MY HUMAN INTELLIGENCE. MY FUCKING 26 YEARS OF HUMAN EXPERIENCE AND LEARNING.
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is the silliest goose thing i’m doing cutesy or cringey millennial vibes? (i’m gen z)
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consider my question ignored 😠
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wait i need to see 30 smaus popping on the timeline during this shutdown
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sorted all my tweets by popularity. one of these things is not like the others
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i am one of those people who doesn’t start my christmas vibes until december 1st. i love halloween too much to disrespect it by moving on to the next season right away. HER BODY IS STILL WARM
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