Working on Blueprint, a tech that generates unlimited hyper qualified homeowner leads. Have 1 min and 32 seconds: https://teapawt.org/t.co/w2smyef9zX
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Jordan retweeted
Commsaurs are shy creatures — but help us get 200 RTs, and they may reveal themselves… 👀
Idea (@Apple @AppleSupport @tim_cook) since Apple Stores are closed in CA, why not use your huge screens and let Apple Watch users outside try Fitness+ through the window with 2 minute exclusive 1-1 workouts?
New galaxy takes physical distancing seriously.
Scientists still haven’t determined if the vast emptiness of billions of miles in the cold vacuum of space is enough to stop the spread.
@neiltyson, how much gravity would we need to bring this getaway galaxy to a standstill?
👏 @TheOnion.
After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP F... youtu.be/jjonGtrCyVE via @YouTube
This is from 2014.
The Daily Show - Rage Against the Rage Against the Machine youtu.be/rGbHxjjrCFE via @YouTube
There is a huge need for products that you listen to when you go to bed.
Or to relax. Or calm down. Or just smile. But not like an app. More like art. Or Alan Watts.
Like Joe Pera:
youtu.be/Wv-P2aN3-b4
Now is not the time to be removing the masks from singers on the Masked Singer. Keep them in those suits until 2022. Hopefully we come up with a vaccine that works on gigantic frog and huge banana.
Maroon 5 - Sugar (Official Music Video) youtu.be/09R8_2nJtjg via @YouTube
I feel like in 2020 this @maroon5 music video should just be dubbed over with this song now...
youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E
I bet if you did Canadian versions of reality TV, they would all be 3 minute episodes where a ton of reasonable compromises are made.
I believe the entire success of @JerrySeinfeld / @SeinfeldTV is explained by @farnamstreet
The Bikeshed Effect:
"[...] the amount of time spent discussing an issue in an organization is inversely correlated to its actual importance in the scheme of things.”
Season 5, Episode 14. Data lost to Troy in a game of chess. The world’s most advanced AI lost to a mind reader who couldn’t read her opponents mind. What’s up with that?!
Jordan retweeted
Friendly tip: For ppl standing in long lines among empty shelves at Costco, Trader Joe’s, etc. your local Asian grocery store may still be well stocked (ours was).
Bonus: you get to support local businesses that may be dealing w racist ripple effects of coronavirus fears.
