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may(day) !!

@isleraised

that man's eating habits would kill a billy goat (may kalani mcgarrett) / @impulsefaults ♡

 1998/five-0 rp/mdni
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Joined May 2025
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five-0's office administrator. granddaughter. older sister. keeper of gossip. gemini. stands on business yet friendly. chaotic pan. kitesurfer. 🇵🇹🇨🇳🇺🇸🇮🇪. call her may. johnny's sidekick. bird mom. hula kumu. coast guard brat
lover lyrics bot (@loverlyricsbot) profile picturelover lyrics bot@loverlyricsbot2 Oct 2022
luck of the draw only draws the unlucky
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mr. booth@shadowsjustjceAug 2
jasper booth australian born. traveling mechanic. margie's bestie. susie's dad. anti blind authority. old car supremacy. musician. rock and roll supremacy.
ُ (@grnte) profile pictureُ@grnteJul 31
i’m pretty pretty bad for an angel. i do what i want when i say so.
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susanna martin-booth margie and jasper's daughter. training musician. water child. witty. sarcastic. animal lover. training mechanic. german shepherd energy.
𝐆𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝐇𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃. (@roserots) profile picture𝐆𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝐇𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃.@roserots31 Mar 2023
she shines like a star, bright and sparkling with the light of the very universe.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝑪𝒐𝒍𝒔𝒆𝒏 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒎𝒔 / 𝑼𝑺 𝑵𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑶𝑪 𝑶𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒓 / 𝑺𝒖𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒗𝒐𝒓 / 𝑺𝒖𝒓𝒇𝒆𝒓 / 𝑺𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 / 𝑺𝒐𝒏 / 𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 / 𝑼𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒆 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⟳|ↆ|♡ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
𝑪𝒐𝒍𝒔𝒆𝒏 .ᐟ (@enduredsurfs) profile picture𝑪𝒐𝒍𝒔𝒆𝒏 .ᐟ@enduredsurfsJul 21
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ "𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
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police detective. honolulu pd officer. liaison. brother. step father. margie's other half. nick's bestie. navy brat. pennsylvania born, hawaii living. bi who likes to wear a tie. organs cat energy. virgo. very jumpy but dauntless. walking dad joke.
quotebot against humanity. (@cIowneryism) profile picturequotebot against humanity.@cIowneryismFeb 17
on MY cellular device!?
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special agent margaret martin ben's daughter. oldest of seven kids. surrogate mother. special agent with ncis. reserve marine. dj's bestie. secret musical lover. former dancer. german shepherd energy.
ُ (@grnte) profile pictureُ@grnteJul 8
this is the way which a girl becomes a woman.
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susanna martin aka susie. the favorite granddaughter. margie's star. niece and cousin of many. suzy's name twin. close friend of wren and hope. ballet, music, and animal lover. future teacher.
𝐆𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝐇𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃. (@roserots) profile picture𝐆𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝐇𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃.@roserots31 Mar 2023
she shines like a star, bright and sparkling with the light of the very universe.
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relationships !!
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friend/ally !! Special Agent Lucy Tara !! @pacificsolves
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agent tara !!@pacificsolvesJun 24
friend/ally !! Officer May Kalani !! @isleraised
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agent tara !! (@pacificsolves) profile picture
agent tara !!@pacificsolvesJun 24
ncis special agent. hawaii field office. ally to five-0. youngest sister. in law. aunt. kate's wifey. texan. tara family black sheep. latte enthusiast. turtle mom. karaoke enjoyer. firecracker. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇦🇪
🍉 (@y2kists) profile picture🍉@y2kistsJan 29
get it hot like papa john !
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background & context !!
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// as of November 4th, 2025- her full legal name is May Jennifer Kalani-McGarrett (after she and @impulsefaults got married while drunk in Vegas)
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dash .ᐟ.ᐟ@slapshotismFeb 8
call her deb. mother. aunt. older sister. in law. hotheaded. widow. semi retired. fighter. stoner. spends her time between hawaii and california. orange cat energy. family gal.
quotebot against humanity. (@cIowneryism) profile picturequotebot against humanity.@cIowneryism4 Oct 2025
(through snot and ugly sobbing) THE LION DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK!!!! THE LION DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK. THE LION IS GREAT. THE LION IS BETTER THAN EVER.
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dash .ᐟ.ᐟ@slapshotismFeb 9
daughter in law !! May Kalani-McGarrett !! @isleraised
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an average Wednesday at the Five-0 bullpen involves Commander McGarrett and Detective Williams arguing over who's the "reasonable one" when the reasonable one is actually Lieutenant Kelly
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Easy, seaweed brain . Don't jinx it
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at least once a week I get flabbergasted by the fact that the man I share a surname with hasn't gotten himself murdered yet
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I think my husband is concussed
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@isleraised
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higgins, pi (@blondeswit) profile picture
higgins, pi@blondeswit21 Aug 2025
aka higgy. former mi6 agent. private investigator. majordomo. super hacker. hates tea. sister. dog mom. magnum's other half. sarcastic asf. she's here and she's queer. 🇬🇧 born, 🇺🇸 living. definitely not a dumb blonde. friend & ally of five-0.
keep your scanners peeled .ᐟ (@reginacriminis) profile picturekeep your scanners peeled .ᐟ@reginacriminis6 Apr 2023
quit holding out and get to the damn point .ᐟ
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cop school kinda stinks I don't wanna learn to use a gun 😒
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loki.@jabberlotsJan 31
close friend/ally * May Kalani McGarrett * @isleraised
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