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Joined January 2017
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I can’t get over this umps nutsack being absolutely terrorized in a little league baseball game. 3 times in 1 game. I mean come the fuck on
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WHAT THE HELL IS THATTTTT 😱😱
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I cannot stop laughing at this 🤣🥰
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He stands 6'8" and may be the longest hitter in golf. This is the science behind golf's new super bomber. 💪
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🚨🏆💰 #LEGENDARY SEASON — Former Inmate #00654436 Scottie Scheffler is $25M richer after capturing the Tour Champ & FedExCup. @SchefflerFans Scottie’s 2024 wins: API Players Masters RBC Heritage Memorial Travelers Olympic 🥇 Tour Champ | FedEx Cup
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This is what happiness looks like 😂
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How the driver shaft raises as the lead side extends to use the ground to create launch and speed. Physics 🤷🏻‍♂️👌🏼⛳️🔥
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actually no this alex jones remix is the 2024 vibe
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Every time I see this vid of Ernie, Freddie and Vijay clipping balls down the range I find it mesmerising. Welcome to tempo town 👌
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Forget table football, table golf is the future! 👀
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This might be the greatest commercial ever and somehow I never saw it until today
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This is so satisfying
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BREAKING: Thousands of “Stroud Boys” have gathered in the streets to demand respect as their franchise QB takes over the NFL #WeAreTexans
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let him cook
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Swing your swing
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Just gonna make a sliiiight adjustment here
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This is Tim Wise with 6 1/2 minutes of one of the greatest history lessons I ever learned. Back in 2014 when Eric Garner was murdered I went out on the streets with some friends to show support. Then the next year Sandra Bland made headlines and I started paying attention. Tim's speeches really opened up my eyes to the history of this country, and how we are still operating to this day.
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I found a new guy and I need you all to see his special talent
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