pronouns: That/Nigga. career degenerate. click the link in my bio for 5 free sol deadass I’m not even lying

San Diego, CA
Joined February 2026
holy shiiiii i started the day with 0 sol. i am now up 72 sol. what the hell hahahaha. i legit had 1.3 sol sitting in my axiom rewards, claimed it at the same time that i got a ping that cupseyy was buying more doggystyle so i said fk it i'll ape. then i walked away from my desk and forgot about the trade completely on some autistic shi lol. Then when i checked the tg chat i saw that my scan was at 50x and then soon ripped to 97x after. THISSHITHITS DUNCEFUNDS MODE STUPID BANDS
I’m locked in. I’m sober. On Suboxone. No girlfriend to distract me. Buying food with EBT. 0 solana and a dream I will make 100 sol by 9/11
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When the foid asks me for anything
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Need ts so bad
MOJO JOJO Beanie by Arkyve
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damn i’m fucking up she rlly took me out of her bio 😭😔
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Nigga / kick that nigga bitch / off the plane / or it’s over / Theo / Von / Burger King
🤖 Made with AI
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this is real. some ginger girl held solana:C5xph2yL6gMdxmuLGxJBkGpmuDFfyi5fqkBNhvL6pump since launch and our traded the majority of the memecoin space.
I’m officially the solana:C5xph2yL6gMdxmuLGxJBkGpmuDFfyi5fqkBNhvL6pump mascot get ready for some waifu cosplay 👩🏼‍🦰🥳 cutting my hair after work today so I have bangs to match her hair style! We’re going to the moon @slingoorio
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Its over.
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Unpatched scoring method: getting 2mg Xanax prescription for my dog Only obstacle: the veterinarian / pet insurance / cost of filling medicine
Yeah and dog Xanax and it’s literally the same fucking thing In high school the first ever blue Xanax b707 bars I did came from “Toby Harper” The homies family dog
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My entire feed is “nigga it’s over” edits
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when the plug goes to jail
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Replying to @log4j
always on hot mic functionality btw. PLUS: automatic content recognition, geo positioning, network mapping, a targeted ads service, 4 distinct drm services, user profile building and so much more juicy telemetry! just you, God, a $3000 TV and samsung + their 400 partners! more to come, screenshot below is of a file called security-policy.xml
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You faded at 50k and you’ll probably fade again at 500k but I’ll come back again at 5m just to remind you nigga its over $NIO
Type of runner that spawns when things couldn’t look more over (it’s really just getting started) $NIO
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crypto are so dead i might actually enjoying my weekend
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Blasting this in my car on the way to work because nigga it’s over
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NIGGA ITS OVER BUT NOT FOR solana:7SL2VnfYsChvog5oQY9Nmtqu1wceaMiQzWoqoLQpump OSAMABL.
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🚨 LEAKED footage of the new South Park episode: Alon behind the scenes of the Kimchi rug.
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