It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
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These ads are so ass btw. Very lazy stuff.
“Good things take time” is the biggest lie ever told.
Good things take a competent team who knows which tools you need to succeed as a trader and knows how to ship them at record speeds.
When we launched Pump Bridge yesterday, I said we’re dedicated to giving you the best possible onchain trading experience, no matter what it takes. We meant that - which is why we’re proud to take another HUGE step towards giving you the MOST edge on Pumpfun with EVM limit orders.
Every social trading app had the chance to ship EVM traders limit orders for all relevant chains after months of pleas for a feature that massively puts them ahead - no one can babysit a trade 24 hours a day - yet no one even tried to ship a solution.
We were late to crosschain trading, yet we were the first to ship limit orders on Solana and now EVM. That’s two MAJOR product releases in just two days. And there’s much more coming.
As of now, we are the fastest shipping team in crypto.
Your trading app should be shipping massive upgrades to your trading experience every single week. If they aren’t, it’s on you to decide which platform is best for your career as a trader.
The sooner you join Pumpfun, the sooner you unlock the chance to become one of the Greats onchain.
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On today’s episode of lies being fed to sheep:
The reason I found Kimchi was because I saw fomo notifications for the OG one, where it was down 80% in one candle
I immediately investigated in my discord server, and found out that the dump was because kimchi posted a new wallet address
I immediately pinged everybody in the server to join VC, yelled at them that we need to find the new coin.
One of the members scanned the winning ticker at several mill, I slammed $20k into it
It fought off some vamps but at the end of the day how do you fight a vamp for a ticker that already won?
I held steady until 10m where I started sprinkling the chart with 10% sells. At >40m I exited fully.
This is the type of fast dd and analysis that wins you money in this market.
Spot on.
Not talking out of jealousy or any of that but Kimchi joining @Pumpfun and dropping the link in his YouTube vlog is the clearest signal yet that the platform has finished its transformation from a trench tool into a celebrity extraction machine.
The guy’s entire public identity rests on an unverified $40M (sometimes $50M) claim from the official TRUMP launch in January 2025. No wallet has ever been publicly verified with entry, size, and exit that matches the number. The story spread because Orangie interviewed him days before the launch, he said he’d stop at eight figures, then TRUMP printed and he went quiet while posting lifestyle.
That’s the folklore. Multiple write-ups and on-chain digs have pointed out the absence of concrete proof. People still treat the number as settled fact and are now lining up to send him money through a coin.
He put the @Pumpfun profile in the description of the “october 2026” vlog. Alon publicly framed him as the first trader to cross into actual pop-culture celebrity status and the model for the next wave of retail. The associated Kimchi / Aura Final Boss coin immediately ran to tens of millions in market cap. Holders and randoms are shipping supply and volume to a profile that just appeared, on the strength of a legend that still has no public on-chain receipt. He already has the lifestyle, the cars, the meals, and the quiet exit. He does not need the bags. The trenches are feeding him anyway.
This is what @Pumpfun has optimized for. Low friction plus creator rewards plus social trading means the highest-ROI activity is no longer finding a coin early or building something that holds attention for more than a day. It is attaching a known name, a vlog, or a verified profile and letting the platform’s distribution and the culture’s reflex do the rest.
Celebrity launches and “onboarded” KOLs now print faster and cleaner than most organic trench plays. The platform takes the fees either way. The identity of the trenches—scanning, sizing risk, catching the meta before the narrative is fully packaged—gets replaced by “who did Alon just post and whose YouTube description has the link.”
None of this requires believing Kimchi is lying about everything. It requires noticing that the verification bar for extracting from the platform has collapsed to “people say he made a lot once and he posted the link.”
When a platform’s growth strategy is signing the unverified legends and letting the community fund the next chapter, the original skill set and culture get crowded out. The coins still move, the volume still prints, and the trenches keep getting told this is the future of onboarding. The difference is that the future now looks a lot more like paid lifestyle content with a contract address than anything that used to define the game.
This is another reason I left the trenches. @Pumpfun turned the whole thing into a machine that rewards the celebrity package over the actual game, and once that became the dominant meta there wasn’t much left worth staying for.
Great way to RE-LAUNCH a coin btw in the big Rapetober of ‘26… jfc, I can’t believe I used to think this dude wasn’t completely brain dead.
LMFAO! No way this is real!
Data on 35,000+ adults: the more cannabis you’ve used in life, the bigger your hippocampus and the better your brain works after 40!
People who had ever used cannabis tended to have larger brain volume in key areas that are full of natural cannabis-like receptors (especially the hippocampus, amygdala, caudate, and putamen – these areas are important for memory, emotions, learning, and movement).
The more cannabis someone had used in their lifetime, the larger these brain areas were and the better they performed on tests of learning, processing speed, and short-term memory.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/4137…
