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So trump is going to nuke Iran?
Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer. Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last week’s election results, he can’t form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war. To that end, he’s applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war they’ve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahu’s lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha. The rest of America’s longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They won’t recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people. And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final. We’ve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten America’s nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called “battlefield nukes” easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now we’re on the brink of it. Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, he’s hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made. They’re right, though it won’t be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making. One group that hasn’t been consulted so far is the global population — the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
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Imagine you make your ex play this song while shaming him. Stevie had some balls.
Better than the original✨🌱
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Kate and Aidy’s receptionists don’t just fail at PowerPoint, they treat every wrong click like a moral collapse. First slide is just the word “help.” Then it’s crossed-out cornbread, Carole King with a tiny Wayne Brady “that was already there,” two clocks, a boy with a speaker in his eye because they “thought we could make a music video,” and “UNDO” over a pile of knives they kept adding while trying to fix it. By the end they’re confessing things no Microsoft workshop needs to hear: “my husband has to tie my shoes,” “I only went to preschool,” “I tripped in church and showed my ass,” and the all-timer “I wipe as best I can but there’s always more.” The real joke isn’t that they’re bad with computers. It’s that the second technology gets hard they immediately start listing every private humiliation of their entire lives like the software itself is judging them. I’ve never seen “I can’t learn” delivered with that much doomed sincerity
There is something particularly uncomfortable about this scene. Menstruation isn't misconduct, dirty behaviour or something a girl should be punished for. Why do some parents treat a girl's first period like an embarrassing family emergency instead of a normal part of growing up?
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I’m Starting an "Older Fans" where you pay $5.99 a month to watch me injure myself doing absolutely nothing.
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I was woke by the sound of rain, but it was wind blowing leaves from the beech tree. Fall messing with my head.
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Twitter is crashing harder than a drunk driver right now.
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My doctor said everything looked great, no pollups just a very photogenic colon.
My poop fest has begun. Colonoscopy prep is evil.
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It’s been 24 hours and my colon can’t seem to get it shit together.
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My poop fest has begun. Colonoscopy prep is evil.
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Summer is over and plague season is upon us.
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My son got off of work and stopped a the neighborhood Weigels and met Kyle from boosted bois. He get 2nd place for exhaust sound. He’s going back tomorrow for the finals. He’s rolling around getting trophies. 🏆 🤦‍♂️
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As a plumber I’m proud that Israel has their own Joe the plumber. 🤦‍♂️ #falseflag
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Thomas Massey should call out a duel between him and speaker Mike Johnson.
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Here's an example of the diet Ill be on after the surgery. I have zero PTO as I'm a bartender. If anyone would like to help me out with this DM me. This is all happening very fast. There is a ton of things I need to get settle up on in less than a week.
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My friend told me today she has been working non stop on her property, she said she has been “working harder than an ugly stripper”. Never heard that one before.
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check out my new invention, I call it the “BLOWTHEFUCKUPinator”
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My oldest son went to the drag strip yesterday with his friend, the raced their cars and his brother was the audience without either knowing. They spotted each other and my oldest ran a 18 second 1/4 mile in a 350,000 mile Honda civic. He was a fan favorite. 😂
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What a horrible night, my son reved his Honda accord and the cabin exploded, blew 2 windows out and singed his hair as he ran away from his burning car. The car is destroyed but we got the fire put out. Poor kid didn’t deserve that. His ears are still ringing. 😭
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Update: he had replaced the fuel pressure regulator, my guess is that the new unit was faulty and released fuel into the vacuum system system and it had built up in the blend door actuator system of the hvac system in the dash. Pretty sure he calling out from work today.
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