Had a dude quit our haunted house tonight cause his girlfriend said, and this is a direct quote, "you better leave right now or youre not getting this wet pussy." So obviously his hands were tied.

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espurrrr .ᐟ · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:54 PM UTC

espurrrr .ᐟ@itsdevotaeOct 25

its the hypocrisy of people , really myself included

ada · Oct 25, 2026 · 6:49 AM UTC

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@HAWKWID0WOct 25

HEAVY ARE THE HIPS THAT WEARS THE STRAP🕊️

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espurrrr .ᐟ · Oct 25, 2026 · 12:27 PM UTC

espurrrr .ᐟ@itsdevotaeOct 25

nah literally

Rob.

@RobfrfrOct 25

Niggas be persuading you to buy a game that they not gon be on next week

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espurrrr .ᐟ · Oct 24, 2026 · 6:36 PM UTC

espurrrr .ᐟ@itsdevotaeOct 24

ROBIN PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

Fortnite

@FortniteOct 24

👒👒👒

espurrrr .ᐟ · Oct 24, 2026 · 5:06 PM UTC

espurrrr .ᐟ@itsdevotaeOct 24

i enjoy gutting out pumpkins too much

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espurrrr .ᐟ · Oct 24, 2026 · 2:52 AM UTC

espurrrr .ᐟ@itsdevotaeOct 24

joke better end with him saying, " just steve. " im so srs

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@marvel_updat3sOct 24

“Right Cap. I mean Steve.” — Ant-Man in #AvengersDoomsDay

lu* · Oct 23, 2026 · 11:38 PM UTC

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lu*@wienrsoldier01Oct 23

I could do him all day or whatever Captain America said.

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♡*♡∞:｡.｡ 𝑉𝑖𝑘𝑦 ｡.｡:∞♡*♡ · Oct 22, 2026 · 2:38 AM UTC

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♡*♡∞:｡.｡ 𝑉𝑖𝑘𝑦 ｡.｡:∞♡*♡@Vitorius04Oct 22

{\__/} ( • - •) / >🍆 Want some dick? {\__/} ( • - •) 🍆< \ No! My dick! {\__/} ( • . •) / >🍆Just kidding, you can succ my dick! {\__/} ( - w -) / >🍆 but just a tiny succ! {\__/} ( • - •) 🍆< \ No, you succ too much! No more dick!

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