For a Pessimist, I’m Pretty Optimistic.

Joined September 2019
POV A Good Boye Is Happy To See You!
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Records are meant to be broken 😭 GGs @ZooMaa @Nadeshot
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& that’s how you clear a STUPID bitch on this beautiful Sunday!
& this is why I don’t fucking like you ppl. There is a whole ICONIC MOVIE, called SOUL FOOD, that is centered on the tradition of BLACK AMERICA, SUNDAY DINNER culture. & it started during slavery, on the only day (some) Black Americans were allowed to rest & WORSHIP, where we went to church as a family, & came home turned scraps into a feast for our families. To this very day, Sunday dinners are the backbone of Black American families.
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“OMG bro did you hear Trump’s jew son-in-law who converted Ivanka to judaism who used to have Netanyahu stay in his bedroom of his family home and is in charge of negotiating the Iran war…… turns out he’s an Israeli agent!”
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Make it 10! The Cardinals are officially 0-10 at home since hosting the Charlie Kirk memorial.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOO man fuck KC
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Collinsworth found a way to glaze Mahomes for this play
FUMBLE! Derick Hall forces it for Seattle but the Chiefs recover. KCvsSEA on NBC/Peacock Stream on @NFLPlus
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REST IN FUCKING SHIT BUTKER YOU FUCKING LOSER ASS PUSSY BITCH
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pussy gargling Mahomes dick because he went after a ball he fumbled LMMFAOOOOOOOO there’s never been a more pathetic useless fucking loser to announce a professional sport than that bitch ass pussy chris collinsworth
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😭😭😭 I'm not gonna lie y'all gotta fight back man
Japanese people describing their type
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Serbia and Brazil election results
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Grand-père japonais plantant la graine de l’arbre, sur lequel son fils se suicidera et son petit-fils utilisera le bois de cet arbre pour fabriquer le papier sur lequel il dessinera son hentai pédophile
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Même les cellules se suicident au Japon 😭😭😭😭😭😭
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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Never in my life have I seen a country get blitzed like how France is doing Japan rn all of these tweets are absolutely insane😭😭
le patron japonais qui revient au travail le lundi mais que tout ses employés se sont suicidé le week-end
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Le spermatozoïde d’un japonais qui essaye de fécondé une poupée gonflable
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Les japonais qui font exprès d’être en échec scolaire pour être avec les petites filles
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Le japonais qui rédige sa lettre de suicide parce que sa crush de la maternelle l’a recalé (il est professeur)
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Le Japonais qui vise mal la cuvette des toilettes parce que son zizi est flouté
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France, mate. They surrender.
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This wasn’t even translated from French he just wanted to hop in the discourse 😭😭
Japanese men when they see a underaged schoolgirl with no supervision around
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these japanese slander tweets translated from french are some of the most incredibly insane paragraphs ever put together 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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