#UngkatanNgPast itanong mo na lahat ng past ko, wag lang body count… and i’m not talking about sexual partners @RX931 #themorningrush

#UngkatanNgPast sana we did this more with our corrupt politicians. Tayo kasi madaling madistract, makalimot, maloko at magforgive @RX931 #themorningrush

#UngkatanNgPast chico always bringing up yung pinakain siya ng expired na biskwit will never not be funny @RX931 #TheMorningRush

#UngkatanNgPast that one time me and my friends missed a flight kasi ang babagal kumilos at daming side of quest will always be an ace up sleeve kapag mag disagreements kami @RX931 #TheMorningRush

#UngkatanNgPast iiscreenshotqn ko yung mga problematic takes an tweets mo from early 2010s at itatag ka “dis u?” @RX931 #themorningrush

#UngkatanNgPast kahit bespren kita hinding hindi ko makakalimutan yung vinideohan mo ako habang lasing ako at napahiya ako sa friend group natin @RX931 #themorningrush

#MyInnerMonster corrupt politician. Nothing scarier than something real and dangerous @RX931 #themorningrush

#MyInnerMonster sleep paralysis demon. I’ll just show up in your sleep when you are stressed or anxious, and there’s nothing you can do about it @RX931 #themorningrush

#MyInnerMonster zombie kasi i want eat your brains kaso medyo scarce na to ngayon kasi daming 8080 @RX931 #themorningrush

#MyInnerMonster skeleton kasi i can bone you all day @RX931 #themorningrush

#MyInnerMonster duwende kasi pwede mo ko ihian basta may consent @RX931 #themorningrush

#MyInnerMonster vampire cuz not only can i suck you, you can stake me too @RX931 #themorningrush

#MyRulesOnEsmiringhoy kapag sinabing choke me and spank me, yung sexy kind dapat, di yung mapupunta sa esmiringhospital @RX931 #themorningrush

#MyRulesOnEsmiringhoy kapag may iintroduce na new kink, dapat open minded kayo parehas. One open to try, another open to the idea that they might not be into it @RX931 #themorningrush

#MyRulesOnEsmiringhoy walang roleplay roleplay ng mga stepfamily members. It’s weird how normalized that’s been online, dont make it a thing irl @RX931 #themorningrush

#MyRulesOnEsmiringhoy as fun as it may seem, no esmiringing while driving. Ayokong mabalita na naaksidente kasi may kababalaghang ginagawa. Pwede naman kapag nakapark na, just not while we’re moving @RX931 #themorningrush

#MyRulesOnEsmiringhoy mag iwan ng cash pang taxi or grab kapag gusto mo umalis na siya the day after and you wanna sleep in @RX931 #themorningrush

#PerksOfMyWork free food, free housing, free healthcare, pwede matulog on the job. All i need to do is just exist to be worshipped - my cat probably @RX931 #themorningrush

#PerksOfMyWork my family gets to have the premium lifestyle while i just do shady business deals - flood control contractors probably @RX931 #themorningrush

#PerksOfMyWork permanent work from home. Optional pumunta sa office, but we really only do that if the team needs to meet up which is usually kainan or team building activities @RX931 #themorningrush