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goated with a thousand young

@j0rts

blessed be & haruspex & misc. others || he/him

 Allston - Brighton, Boston
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Joined December 2015
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she walton on my goggins
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helmet girl is @ home (@sbodrojan) profile picture
helmet girl is @ home@sbodrojan17h
“Gay Halloween” is a psyop that lets people do Dan Harmon bits IRL without being accused of quirkmaxxing
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next year i will pick a costume i do not have to explain
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anyway i'm the pricemaster
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bro looks like Gru
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 31
Haley Stevens’ finacé tells TMZ that she is ready to pull her support for Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan Senate race.
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Takeshi Kovac (@TakeshiKovac69) profile picture
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@TakeshiKovac69Oct 30
in nature if a monkey starts hoarding all the banana then other monkey's kill them
Valuetainment (@valuetainment) profile pictureValuetainment
@valuetainmentOct 30
NEW: Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” for everyday people to own RAM, arguing it belongs in data centers.
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Mark (@AgingRanchHand) profile picture
Mark@AgingRanchHandOct 30
Skeleton Friend: On Halloween I can go out as myself and not get strange looks but then November comes around and I'm back to being an outcast Me *hiding two drum sticks behind my back because I was about to play a solo on his rib cage*: I reject bigotry in all its forms
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of course it's named mochi
Dailymeow (@Dailymeoww1) profile pictureDailymeow
@Dailymeoww1Oct 30
🚨 BREAKING NEWS! Mochi, who has been making important statements and staying in the headlines lately, has just shared a new statement. Everyone, please listen carefully. Mochi has some very important things to say! 👂🎧👂
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Somaya ☭ | yuta kaisen (@arguablysomaya) profile picture
Somaya ☭ | yuta kaisen@arguablysomayaOct 30
#bosscall
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Nancy Pelosi (@TeamPelosi) profile pictureNancy Pelosi
@TeamPelosiOct 30
Make no mistake: Democrats are united in a big blue wave For The People. To lower costs, protect healthcare and defend our democracy, we must elect a Democratic House and Senate. I urge everyone across America to support our Democratic Senate nominees, including @AbdulElSayed. Every seat matters. Every vote counts. Let’s win together! -NP
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everyone on love is blind is like that meme where it's "your relationship is nightmare"
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Zachary Lipez (@ZacharyLipez) profile picture
Zachary Lipez@ZacharyLipezOct 30
Please do not try to find out who the Jonestown Death t-shirt guy is. Please just enjoy the clip and let him live. Please do not make him your resistance hero + then devour him alive once it’s revealed that he once called someone a “queerducken” in the Lambgoat comments in 2013.
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this is why if you have the luxury of voting socialist in MA and you want to you fuckin might as well do it
Sean (@seantmcdonough1) profile pictureSean@seantmcdonough1Oct 29
Voted straight-ticket Democrat in my D+55 Boston district
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H@H3rvvvOct 29
Told my roomate who I absolutely never want to hang out with that I had no Halloween plans right before my gorilla costume arrived in completely transparent packaging
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Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpackOct 29
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More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUSOct 29
Utah has officially brought felony charges against Kalshi and its two co-founders, Tarek Mansour and Luana Lopes Lara. The company and its cofounders are facing one count of pattern of unlawful activity, a second-degree felony; 12 counts of online gambling promotion, a third-degree felony; and one count of general gambling promotion, a Class A misdemeanor. abc4.com/news/local-news/uta…
Utah files criminal charges against Kalshi for promoting gambling, unlawful activity

Utah files criminal charges against Kalshi for promoting gambling, unlawful activity

Utah has officially brought felony criminal charges against prediction market Kalshi, alleging the company illegally promoted gambling in the state.

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Warner Bros. Clockwork
@clockwork_wbOct 29
You have spoken. KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS is now available to play in theaters indefinitely — if it’s not playing near you, call your local theater and demand it. Get tickets now: thedevils.movie
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Schrödinger's Litter Box (@Brewjew308) profile picture
Schrödinger's Litter Box@Brewjew308Oct 28
He wants to tell everyone how he’s got it rigged so badly.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 27
Trump on Midterms: I think you are going to be pleasantly surprised on Tuesday.
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helen (@helen) profile picture
helen@helenOct 28
ads on here in 2022: mcrib back for two weeks only ads on here in 2026: does anybody want this diaper fetish furry onesie that showcases your dick and balls for the low low price of $47.95
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my parents always love answering the phone when they can't talk in case it's an emergency, as if in an emergency i'd be calling the people notorious for treating their cell phones like a landline and live two hours away
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just for this, I’m going to drink and drive all around the Greater Boston Area. my name is Robert Kraft and I’m the owner of the New England Patriots.
MBTA (@MBTA) profile pictureMBTA
@MBTAOct 26
Green Line: Due to signal modernization work there will be no service between North Station & Babcock St (B), Kenmore (C+D), & Heath St (E) Oct 31 - Nov 1. Use buses for service to Copley/Back Bay. Use Orange Line between Back Bay & North Station. Visit MBTA.com/Alerts
Alternative service options during the work on the Green Line, October 31 - November 1.

ALT Alternative service options during the work on the Green Line, October 31 - November 1.

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becoming far too furniture pilled for the amount of space i have in my apartment
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