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Perpetual Twitter quitter

SF Bay Area
Joined May 2008
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Where is my "just do it" button that translates help desk instructions ("To clear your cookies, open the settings menu...") into my computer just doing it for me?
Where is my citizen-reporting app for early wildfire detection?
Where is the software that makes it super easy for creators to get access to and pay for DRM content?
Where's my Postmates-for-non-food-local-delivery? Amazon can't beat someone on a moped bringing me local goods. Step 1: better offline-to-online inventory reporting...is Pointy the best thing out there?
Where is the vertical SaaS app for dog breeders? It would include a website builder, CRM, application process, payment system for deposits, email updates on litters, photo gallery, integration with genetic testing db, doggie family trees / AKC registrations, etc. I'm serious.
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Where is the protest app that tells folks where / when to gather for causes they care about, what the calls to action are for the demonstration, and let's my friends know I'm safe?
Where is my army of drones who drizzle fire retardant on lightning strike locations? I'd invest in that company.
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Breaking my twitter silence for a very good reason - look outside, it's insanity #sflightning
Female mugging victim fights back in best way: youtu.be/1WWPwoA5CLM
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The coolest way to harvest honey -- I love it when an innovation is so elegant. youtube.com/watch?v=WbMV9qYI…