Jack Underkofler

Little late, I promise next year the tweet will be on time

Get your tour tix, about to head out. Link in bio. Next tweet will be 5-10-24.

Just checking in, I’ll check back next year

Haven’t tweeted in a while and I won’t for a while after this

I hate the term “challenge”

I think it’s about time for my annual tweet. #COVIDismyfathersnameyoucancallmejack

I only use Twitter to occasionally bitch at companies. So here it goes.

I create rules from experiences to combat my social awkwardness - new rule: don’t make eye contact with someone while biting into a hot dog

Good to know I can buy an iPhone 7 for $50 more and call it an iPhone 8. @Apple the forefront of innovation.

Found a blanket in the closet. Shit heavy af yo. Every man need a heavy ass blanket

You know?

Writing yo ass fo the mug

Flight delayed to 6:15

In VA

Band selfie. Will is looking a lot different these days

Anyone want a free ticket to Coldplay

Gonna go check out my boiiiii at @theVIPERroom