If we get this remastered in its highest possible quality in 2027 that is confirmation the Jack Fernandez agenda is taking effect
My estate sale will be a hard ticketed event. $25 to even enter and there will be a holders fee if you go and buy and nothing
You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout cookie!
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Pussycat Dolls “Beep” ... the way they misconstructed and redefined what it meant to convey and obtain the concupiscent anomalistic clearance showing us that idiosyncratic is ebulliently inevitable while simultaneously substantiating the superiority of women
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Lindsay Lohan in a super hero photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar, 2008
She is going to go deaf in both ears #Javoodoo
And you included future nostalgia based on which criteria exactly
You can def tell when this was written tho #CovidPsychosis
It’s the way this would be the absolute final nail in the fledging bit of admiration I still have for her and will be promptly burning all albums I own of her in an effigy designed to strike her down when she least expects it



















