pov: you were up over $1,500,000 on a memecoin in 30 seconds

this how fomo traders be entering and exiting coins

over 15 mil in vol for 1 narrative that will be forgotten about in 2 hours and not a single coin is even above a mil just funded some fat callout rewards tho for a bunch of kol larps on pump app!

nobody does twitter better than cooker bro just blocks anyone who remotely gets on his nerves, doesn't even give them the chance to engagement farm his name, and then exclusively posts pnls, promo for pastel, and branded posts that he gets paid for the goat

for the first time since the fed printed the money supply in 2020 there's finally a mission for crypto beyond new flavors of financial engineering they say that if aliens came to earth it would unite all of humanity in the same way the threat of ai hacking current cryptography will unite crypto in a world where ai manages to crack modern forms of cryptography, i believe the cryptocurrency space will play a major role in securing the infrastructure of tomorrow secure the money, secure the future

just gonna start doing copy pastas on frank tweets going forward so these old heads on ct actually start liking me and think i'm a quant who cares about macroeconomics and other unc shit outside of drilling 10k toppers

"the normies will be be onboarded from kimchi's videos and buy all our bags" what the normies are actually doing:

who's running the marketing for pumpfun? these mfs are RETARDED i could walk down Brickell with my eyes closed and pick the first larp course seller i run into, give them the reins, and they could probably run this company better than whoever they got doing it rn

pumpfun be like: "dumbfuckfaceretard just bought some coal, let's crime it to 2 mil and give them a bunch of callout rewards, this will get the normies for sure!"

kimchi just got our airdrop

gonna test out a method of trying to front run pump crime on these giga coal kol cabal sludge coins and see if they let me slip in the bundle on freshies will report back

+ $30,000 today trading no notes, lock back in tomorrow

buying meme coins used to be fun. you could buy and hold a meme for days, weeks or months. now you have to lock in on a terminal, bundle coins and dump on your side wallets within 8 minutes of the bonding curve graduation. TBH this is lame AF bro … id rather have a job.

what ever happened to the fomo four?