probably running late

Chicago, IL
Joined November 2009
accidentally stepped on a man’s foot at the gym and he then apologized to me
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I used to study her like scripture in high school
Yk what she was gold too good for a gleeboot
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First time listening to Beltran
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she’s right and she should say it
i believe in sleeping with socks on idgaf
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I’d also fold
Lance Oppenheim says he bribed Robert Pattinson into starring in ‘PRIMETIME’ by sending him 200 canisters of Zyn with a letter saying “Dear Chris Han-Zyn”. “Rob, at the time, was grappling with a Zyn addiction.” (Source: vulture.com/article/lance-op…)
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I do almost daily
Nobody talks about the subtly addictive nature of falling asleep on the couch
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so….a boat
Researchers believe they may have found Noah’s Ark New scans of a boat-shaped site near Mount Ararat in Turkey have revealed possible chambers, tunnels and layered structures underground, while core samples show organic material researchers are testing for traces of decayed wood. 📷 Noah's Ark Scans
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just remembered I almost went out final destination style on my way to work earlier this week when a metal rod flew out of the bed of a pickup truck driving in front of me on the highway and almost hit me
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he should have said it
Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters slams Ed Sheeran over Macklemore’s removal from tour: “I just have a little message for you: there are two kinds of people in this world, Ed. There’s people who do the right thing — the rapper Macklemore would be one of those people. And there’s people - many of them, sadly - little f… excuse me, I nearly used the F-word then… pricks like you who do the wrong thing!”
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seeing a florida license plate is good luck actually
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this this this
I’m not trying to be a hater I will always love ARC but man I don’t know if it was my experience today in the heat compared to past years and If showing my age but it feels oversold and just very bare bones 🥀
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exactlyyyy
you’re in his DMs, i’ve baby barfed on his dick
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arc chicago i hope you're ready for a fine selection of tech house tracks played at 136 bpm
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good morning I am once again thinking about @NotChasewest’s sweet escape remix
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🚨 Update on Sophia's Participation in THE WILD WORLD TOUR in Europe. “Sophia is focusing on her well-being, and the company remains fully committed to providing her with all the support and resources needed. Sophia will not be participating in THE WILD WORLD TOUR in Europe and the UK scheduled from September 1 through September 17.“ #KATSEYE #Sophia @katseyeworld
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oh that’s absolutely NAWT—
Troye choosing his singing for the ‘I Don’t Think So Honey’ segment of the Las Culturista Podcast. “Singing… I'm not that good at it, and I'm okay with that. But I think that sometimes I will be in the car and I'll sing… and something so diabolical will come out of my mouth that I'm like, I truly scammed the world. And the fact that I have the same job as Beyoncé is just an insane thought…”
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have watched approximately 3 episodes of the valley this season and it honestly feels like more than enough
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best of luck booking that collab you speak of
John Summit says his dream collaboration is to work with Lady Gaga. "She's the f*cking queen."
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